PenWorks
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Good work Dave, your pen is just as ugly from both sides, how did you manage that ? [B)]
Ugly Pen Contest - POST ENTRIES HERE!
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Jim15
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Anthony that was funny.
fritzmccorkle
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hahahaha, this is the funniest thing i've ever seen. this pen even has a disco ball. hahahaha good thing disco is dead. hahaha way to go.
Rojo22
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Toni, I knew it was only a matter of time before this one showed up!!! The only thing it needs is a laser pointer....LOL....It has everything else covered!!
JimGo
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My ever-so-humble entry:
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Papabear
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I can see my pen doesn't stand a chance LOL
I think the egg pen is gorgeous
I think the egg pen is gorgeous
Penmonkey
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OMG Toni! That is an you-know-what ugly pen!![:0] You scared me!
Skye
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Hey, at least it was a hamburger bun underneath it.
chigdon
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I was so distracted by the feather, and the disco ball, and the . . . somehow I managed to miss the fact that it was sitting on a hamburger bun. If I had of noticed that the first time I saw that pen I may have needed hospitalization from laughing so hard. This is both the ugliest pen I have ever seen and my favorite pen I have ever seen just out of sheer entertainment value. Really, how many pens can be so entertaining?
Scott
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Wow! I turn my back for a few hours and you guys go wild!
Ron - Now, are you certain that isn't what it looks like?
Nolan - That makes my eyes hurt! I can't imagine what it must have looked like spinning on the lathe!
Billy - What can I say? Uninspired, and kind of horrifying in a way! [8D]
Toni, Toni, Toni! What on earth were you thinking? That is pretty far over the top! We may have to make a new category just for your pen! And the bread roll is just icing on the cake!
Lee - That egg pen is just too pretty - in a perverse kind of way!
Dave! - An elloquent statement in scrap and trash!
Jim - I don't think I'd want that thing in my pocket!!!
Excellent work, all of you! You bring new meaning to the term "Ugly Pen!"
Scott.
Ron - Now, are you certain that isn't what it looks like?
Nolan - That makes my eyes hurt! I can't imagine what it must have looked like spinning on the lathe!
Billy - What can I say? Uninspired, and kind of horrifying in a way! [8D]
Toni, Toni, Toni! What on earth were you thinking? That is pretty far over the top! We may have to make a new category just for your pen! And the bread roll is just icing on the cake!
Lee - That egg pen is just too pretty - in a perverse kind of way!
Dave! - An elloquent statement in scrap and trash!
Jim - I don't think I'd want that thing in my pocket!!!
Excellent work, all of you! You bring new meaning to the term "Ugly Pen!"
Scott.
Nolan
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Ok another old bad idea! But it sold too
Nolan
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Paul in OKC
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Originally posted by aussie_chick
Here is my ugly pen.
bye Toni
Uhmmmmm, WOW. Oh my[:0]
Snazzypens
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Gee whiz it been funny reading your posts on my pen. LOL...Disco is out?? When, here in Australia my husband is a DJ is nearly 40 and he is busier than he has been in 20 years DJ? Go figure...but.. if not DJ where is he??[:0][)]
Toni
[)]Toni
wudnhed
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OK, here is one of my entries. It's pink and purple acrylic, my first.......I embellished it just a tiny bit for the contest.
Firefyter-emt
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Well, we got a winner... It's gonna be hard to beat that Becca!
Rojo22
Local Chapter Leader
OOOOOHHHHH MY....Anyone else thinking, Girl Scout project gone bad.....LOL.....
Originally posted by wudnhed
OK, here is one of my entries. It's pink and purple acrylic, my first.......I embellished it just a tiny bit for the contest.
bnoles
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Becca,
You have been disqualified!
I believe that one goes beyond the definition of the contest [}]
OUCH! Hurts to look at it
(All in good fun)
You have been disqualified!
I believe that one goes beyond the definition of the contest [}
]OUCH! Hurts to look at it
(All in good fun)
ilikewood
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I'd like to see it without all the do-dads. It looks like it might be horrible all on its own!
smoky10
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This pen was made about three years ago when I was just starting to make pens and it wasn't meant to be ugly, that just happened. [:0] In my "minds eye" the pen looked good but after it was made I found that my "minds eye" was totally blind. It was only brought out of hiding for this pic.
It was only brought out of hiding for this pic. 
jthompson1995
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As bad as we all think they look, I know a couple of girls who would love both Toni's and Becca's pens. I guess it's all a perception thing.
GaryMGg
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I'm really torn -- Becca that's some pen, but without the embellishments it might be
YAUP (Yet another ugly pen) whereas Toni's pen stands by itself as .... well, uh,
something else. []
Great entries.
Gary <<== working on his disaster entry.
YAUP (Yet another ugly pen) whereas Toni's pen stands by itself as .... well, uh,
something else. [
]Great entries.
Gary <<== working on his disaster entry.
Chuck Key
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I like that BOLD attempt at a biscuit joint on Toni's
Chuckie
BOLD attempt at a biscuit joint on Toni'sChuckie
Scott
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Oh My!!!
Becca! That truly is a fine example of an entry in an UGLY Pen Contest! Like Bill said, I think it would have been Ugly all on it's own, but you amplified it nicely! Yow! [:0]
Tom - I think I see what you were going for, and I agree you missed it!
I'm thinking we may need an extra prize category! Most Artistic and Blatant Use of Extraneous Materials! What do you think?
Biscuit joint! Ha, ha, ha, ha . . .
Becca! That truly is a fine example of an entry in an UGLY Pen Contest! Like Bill said, I think it would have been Ugly all on it's own, but you amplified it nicely! Yow! [:0]
Tom - I think I see what you were going for, and I agree you missed it!
I'm thinking we may need an extra prize category! Most Artistic and Blatant Use of Extraneous Materials! What do you think?
Biscuit joint! Ha, ha, ha, ha . . .
chigdon
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Wow . . . wow . . . wow
woodpens
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If I took a picture of Rosie O'Donnell and added a nib coming out of one ear and a clip coming out of the other, would I not have the UGLIEST pen ever seen?
jeffm19
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My vote is for the disco ball pen. [
]angboy
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Becca's pen is certainly... unattractive, but I'd have to put Toni's as better because I think a pen has to have a nib!
wudnhed
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Thanks guys for all the "compliments" I was going to tear my beautiful pen apart but have decided to mail the lovely thing to one of the winners, watch out[] BTW, the nib is in there somewhere, I think[8D][]
I was going to tear my beautiful pen apart but have decided to mail the lovely thing to one of the winners, watch out[] BTW, the nib is in there somewhere, I think[8D][]
ilikewood
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Where did the "smurf" top come from?
Snazzypens
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Gidday Bill if you are referring to my pen. I was asked to make a pen by someone being smart and he wanted a pen with a cross and beads and captive rings, something fat and something thing thin with a feather with a sesame roll about 4 months ago and this is the outcome. It has not even been altered for the competition that was the pen in all it glory
Toni
Toni
angboy
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Originally posted by aussie_chick
Gidday Bill if you are referring to my pen. I was asked to make a pen by someone being smart and he wanted a pen with a cross and beads and captive rings, something fat and something thing thin with a feather with a sesame roll about 4 months ago and this is the outcome. It has not even been altered for the competition that was the pen in all it glory
Toni
Reminds me of the McDonalds jingle, two all beef patties, special sauce leetuce, cheese.... on a sesame seed bun!
Scott
Member
Originally posted by woodpens
If I took a picture of Rosie O'Donnell and added a nib coming out of one ear and a clip coming out of the other, would I not have the UGLIEST pen ever seen?
Jim! Now that might be just TOO MUCH! [
] But I got to thinking that if we took a photo of Rosie, embedded it in PR with lots of glitter and maybe some pond scum, OH! and when you twisted the mechanism the picture opens it's mouth and out comes the nib to write with - yes, that WOULD be quite ugly! [)]Scott.
woodpens
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Originally posted by ScottJim! Now that might be just TOO MUCH! [
NOBODY wants to see that! [xx(]
wudnhed
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Originally posted by woodpens
Originally posted by ScottJim! Now that might be just TOO MUCH! [
NOBODY wants to see that! [xx(]
That is no lie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![}
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ilikewood
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Thanks Toni....do they have Smurfs in Australia? How bout Barney?[)]
)]Snazzypens
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Originally posted by ilikewood
Thanks Toni....do they have Smurfs in Australia? How bout Barney?[
Yep we have the smurfs and Barney.
Toni
Jim in Oakville
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Originally posted by wudnhed
OK, here is one of my entries. It's pink and purple acrylic, my first.......I embellished it just a tiny bit for the contest.
Why do I keep thinking "By Pass" when I look at this one...UGLY!!
Glenn McCullough
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Originally posted by wudnhed
OK, here is one of my entries. It's pink and purple acrylic, my first.......I embellished it just a tiny bit for the contest.
That is one freakin ugly pen, sorry, but in this forum it is the ultimate compliment!!!
Tanner
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Wow, a Marti Gras pen. You could make a mint there with this one.
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Roy99664
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Wow Becca! That looks like something I should hang in my Parakeets cage.
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