OKLAHOMAN
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A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall.
They were amazed by almost everything they saw,
but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart
and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded,
'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life,
I don't know what it is.'
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a
fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and
pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between
them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father
watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number… and then
the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls
opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman,
said quietly to his son..... 'Go get your Mother'
They were amazed by almost everything they saw,
but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart
and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded,
'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life,
I don't know what it is.'
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a
fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and
pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between
them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father
watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number… and then
the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls
opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman,
said quietly to his son..... 'Go get your Mother'
