DocStram Biggest Loser Award

[DocStram]

As you may be aware, a number of us losers have nervously been awaiting the announcement regarding the IAP Trivia Contest. Much to my surprise, Weasel Bill, Jeff, and Mark have just announced the "DocStram Biggest Loser Awards". I am dishonored ... I mean, honored! The worst three losers of the DCBLA are: Pikebite, Jeffj13, and Malainse! These losers stoop among the worst of the worst when it comes to losing! They have been awarded some outstanding prizes. (Please refer to the "IAP Birthday Bash" Forum for more details).

I cannot tell you how proud I am to receive such a little-deserved, indistinguishable award. Weasel Bill in Idaho assures me that the DocStram Biggest Loser Award ranks right up there with the Vince Lombardi Trophy, the Nobel Prize and, of course, the Heimlich .... errrr .... I mean the Heisman Trophy. I cannot wait to call my 90 year old mom. Such an award can only affirm her long held belief that her youngest son was "always going to be a big loser".

 

[Dario]

DSBLA ROFLMAO!!!

Wait! They won something...they can't be called losers anymore. those prized are forfeited!!!

Kidding aside, 22 and 21 correct entries and not drawn!?!? [:0] Their prizes are well deserved. [^][^][^]

 

[GaryMGg]

I didn't make the DSBLA but
Hey, at least I made a list -- I get to donate to someone who did win. [)]

- G -

 

[jeffj13]

I am honored and humbled to win an award named after Doc. It certainly ranks up there among my greatest achievements, uh er failures. I will treasure my DSBLA award forever.

Even thought it means I can no longer say that I can't win for losing.

Moderators and prize donors, thank you very much for my prize and thank you for a terrific Birthday Bash.

jeff

 

[dbriski]

Hey Doc, you couldn't even win your own award?

 

[Malainse]

To be tie for second in the DCBLA is a great honor...I will work with jeffj13 and Pikebite so that we will not humilate this prestigious title. This is until we pass the torch to next years DCBLA winners ah losers.

The birthday bash and trivia contest was fun and learned a few things.

Thanx to all.

Mal.

 

[DocStram]

Originally posted by dbriski
<br />Hey Doc, you couldn't even win your own award?

Hmmmmmm .... I hasn't thought about that until you mentioned it. Now I'm starting to feel like a loser again.

And Mal ..... thank you for appreciating the burden that goes along with winning such a highly sought after award. I'm certain that Weasel Bill and Mark took your high level of responsibility into consideration when deciding that you were one of IAP's biggest losers.

 

[ilikewood]

The biggest thing that Mal did....HE GOT THE QUESTIONS RIGHT!![}]

 

[DocStram]

Originally posted by ilikewood
<br />The biggest thing that Mal did....HE GOT THE QUESTIONS RIGHT!![}]

Ohhhh you had to get them right? Who would have thought.
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[NavyDiver]

Bill, who had the highest number of correct answers?

 

[ilikewood]

I think Mark has the stats on that. He has it all in a database.

 

[mewell]

olsenla had the most correct with 29 total. If I remember correctly, he didn't enter a couple of days but Bill can answer that one...

• Bill<br />
• Mark<br />
• Bill<br />
• Mark<br />
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Kinda like a tennis match!

 

[ilikewood]

He missed a few![]

 

[Pikebite]

Wow - I have just returned from holiday to find I am officially the biggest loser on IAP [:I]

I even missed the last week of the contest as I was away skiing. I am presently writing my acceptance speech........... I would like to thank my mother and father, all at IAP and anyone who knows me - LOL.

 

[wudnhed]

Welcome to the club Richard[V][^]

 

[TellicoTurning]

Hey
I knew one answer... do I get a prize.

 

[mewell]

Originally posted by ozmandus
<br />Hey
I knew one answer... do I get a prize.

Nope no prize, Chuck... How about an Honorable Mention?

 

[Malainse]

I thought I would post that I received my DCBLA or "Doc Stram is no longer a loser" prize, an envelope of very, very nice blanks from Nolan (n4631x)...