DocStram
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As you may be aware, a number of us losers have nervously been awaiting the announcement regarding the IAP Trivia Contest. Much to my surprise, Weasel Bill, Jeff, and Mark have just announced the "DocStram Biggest Loser Awards". I am dishonored ... I mean, honored! The worst three losers of the DCBLA are: Pikebite, Jeffj13, and Malainse! These losers stoop among the worst of the worst when it comes to losing! They have been awarded some outstanding prizes. (Please refer to the "IAP Birthday Bash" Forum for more details).
I cannot tell you how proud I am to receive such a little-deserved, indistinguishable award. Weasel Bill in Idaho assures me that the DocStram Biggest Loser Award ranks right up there with the Vince Lombardi Trophy, the Nobel Prize and, of course, the Heimlich .... errrr .... I mean the Heisman Trophy. I cannot wait to call my 90 year old mom. Such an award can only affirm her long held belief that her youngest son was "always going to be a big loser".
I cannot tell you how proud I am to receive such a little-deserved, indistinguishable award. Weasel Bill in Idaho assures me that the DocStram Biggest Loser Award ranks right up there with the Vince Lombardi Trophy, the Nobel Prize and, of course, the Heimlich .... errrr .... I mean the Heisman Trophy. I cannot wait to call my 90 year old mom. Such an award can only affirm her long held belief that her youngest son was "always going to be a big loser".