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Originally posted by Randy_
Fresh meat, folks!!!![]()
OH YEAH. This is gonna be a FUN week. But don't think this lets you off the hook completely Randy.

[:X] Mrs.
Originally posted by Randy_
Fresh meat, folks!!!![]()
Originally posted by maxwell_smart007
It's 'an' half acre, as the 'h' sound is too soft (almost a silent-h), and therefore must be considered to be like a vowel...You always use 'an' before a word starting with h-vowel
However, most of us do not speak properly all the time...many proper pronunciations and grammatical laws look silly, because they are not followed by the population, and may eventually get dropped.
What I find odd is that we use 'an' before words like 'apple' and 'orange', but when the vowel sound makes a 'y' sound (unicorn, user), we use 'a'...
If this were Latin, there would be one rule and it would apply all the time. Those Romans were disciplined! English is just plainly tricky!
Oh, and that brings up another English grammer issue that drives me crazy! That's real nice.It should be 'that's really nice'....I don't know why, but that drives me crazy!!
See, you should never give an English teacher a window like that, Ed!!![]()
Originally posted by Proud_Poppa_of_2
Originally posted by THarvey
Now for the real question: How many pens can be made from an half acre of rosewood? []
Tim, I really wish you hadn't asked that. Now, you've gone and opened up a can of worms, the likes of which we may never recover from. The reason being is that, first, we have to convert the half-acre of Brazilian Rosewood to board feet. If you paid attention to the discussion that ensued from trivia question 10, that calculation depends on whether the wood has been surfaced on all sides and whether it is thicker or thinner than an inch. This is due to regional variations in the manner board feet are calculated. For instance, they calculate it differently in Indiana than they do in Florida, apparently.
Now, we all know from Ed's "Location" thread that Indiana and Florida are "states", and this may have something to do with the confusion. If they were like Kentucky, Pennsylvania, Massachusetts and good old Virginia, which are Commonwealths, then we wouldn't have this problem, because Commonwealths seem to be able to get it right and calculate board feet the way God intended board feet to be calculated, which is the correct way.
Having said that, the answer to your question is - eight.
Originally posted by Proud_Poppa_of_2
Originally posted by GaryMGg
Now, as to Michael's story -- Take note; I predict he will become a spelling-police, grammar-fixin' post monger whose articulation of the subject matter will bring illiterates to their knees begging for mercy and forgiveness . . .
Naw, I'm not gonna do that. Shortly after Al Gore invented the Internet, I was party to a flamefest that devolved into the participants criticizing each other's spelling, grammar and word usage. Sure enough, as soon as I pointed out another's misstep, I made one myself, whether by mistake or ignorance I can't recall.
Recently, I was filling in for Cav while he was filling teeth and took Doc to task for something. Then, Doc and I went offline and, sure enough, I sent Doc an email containing a verb in the wrong tense. Doc caught it and replied with a zinger. Lesson relearned.
I'm not sure how many times I have to relearn my lessons, but I hope I don't have to relearn this particular lesson again. As far as grammar, spelling and word usage are concerned on the IAP forums (or fora, right Andrew?), I think posters are safe from my blue pencil.
Originally posted by ed4copies
Originally posted by wdcav1952
Actually, the correct way to present the question would be .....half an acre.
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I could count on an authoritative answer.
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Originally posted by DocStram
ARGHHHHH!!! I promise never to ask another trivia question with the word "acre" in it! Maybe.
Originally posted by DocStram
ARGHHHHH!!! I promise never to ask another trivia question with the word "acre" in it! Maybe.
Originally posted by DocStram
Dear Grammar Critics ....
I taught an evening class earlier today. There were undergraduate English Majors in the class. I polled the group on "a half acre" or "an half acre". After careful deliberation, and knowing that I'm the one holding the grade book ... they concurred. It's "a half acre". [}][}
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Originally posted by DocStram
I'm in Teacher Education - Special Education (Learning Disabilities, Attention Deficit Disorders, Behavioral Disorders).
Originally posted by DocStram
I'm in Teacher Education - Special Education (Learning Disabilities, Attention Deficit Disorders, Behavioral Disorders).
Originally posted by Jarheaded
When did the question and answer times get changed? Why wasn't I informed of this! I want to speak to a supervisor..... Just kidding, Most of the triviamonsters couldn't tell time anyways.![]()
Originally posted by Jarheaded
Okay, I missed that part of the forum. I will take whatever disaplinary action that has been predetermined. Please PM your address and I will send you an envelope(can't afford the shipping on a ton) of blanks that will be different than what you have now. These are some of my favorites and I will be honored to send them to you.![]()
After rereading my post, can you please show me the errors of my ways and let me know how the post was taken as a complaint. This is just to help me learn, I will send the blanks anyways
Maybe I should get a few more envelopes ready.[}]
Dear Mr. Jarheaded,Originally posted by Jarheaded
When did the question and answer times get changed? Why wasn't I informed of this! I want to speak to a supervisor..... Just kidding, Most of the triviamonsters couldn't tell time anyways.![]()