A little treasure for you to mull over

[TellicoTurning]

I've always heard that it takes 11 steps to correct a mistake.

 

[TellicoTurning]

It's much easier to tell the truth than to remember the lie.

 

[flyitfast]

I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!

 

[larryc]

At 85, next week, I'm grateful for the aches and pains. They tell me I'm still alive.

 

[Monty]

If you don't have the time to do it right the first time, you won't have the time to get it right the second time.

The corollary to this is - There's not enough time to do it right, but always enough time to do it over.

 

[Penultimate]

I learned these as an alter boy, a long time ago.
Keep your eyes and ears open and your mouth shut, you might learn something.
Always look like you know what your doing, even if you don't.
I heard a comedian say this, and it describes my wife and I.
Women dress for an occasion, men dress to solve the neakedness problem.

 

[Marnat3]

"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to slide in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow What a ride" Hunter Thompson

 

[Frank Nemke sr]

Old age & treachery will beat youth & enthusiasm every time. :wink:


Anyone else have any bits of wisdom to pass along?

I've been thinking about procastinating.

 

[Herb G]

Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off until the day after tomorrow. :biggrin:

 

[Jim Smith]

When I die, I want to have a pinata at my funeral so people can be happy... but, I want it filled with bees so that they're not too happy.

Jim Smith

 

[leehljp]

"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to slide in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow What a ride" Hunter Thompson

That statement is OK if you die young. :biggrin: But it isn't so much fun when you get to be 70ish, then live for another 10 to 20 years in that shape. Life has been a quite a ride for me, I just wish I hadn't ridden it so hard when I was younger!

 

[tbroye]

When I grow up I want to be just like my grandson.

 

[flyitfast]

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

 

[flyitfast]

Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge.

 

[Curly]

This workshop is coated with a protective layer of dust.

The good die young. That's why we are still alive.

 

[mjbarry21]

I can EXPLAIN it to you, I can't UNDERSTAND it for you.

 

[BSea]

The reason Grandparents and Grandkids get along so well is because they have a common enemy.

 

[flyitfast]

Last one!!!

I can keep a secret - it's the people that I tell them to that can't............