A little treasure for you to mull over

[Herb G]

Old age & treachery will beat youth & enthusiasm every time. :wink:


Anyone else have any bits of wisdom to pass along?

 

[bobjackson]

Old age is not for the weak.

 

[stonepecker]

Getting old is a fact of life......Growing up is not.

Life is short.......Party Hard!

 

[Old Bessie]

The one who dies with the most tools and toys is still dead......................

 

[Edgar]

Getting old beats the alternative

 

[stonepecker]

I'm to sexy for my hair...........That is why it isn't there.

 

[Joey-Nieves]

The trick is to die young, as old as possible!

 

[mark james]

Don't take yourself too seriously, nobody else does.

 

[mark james]

... I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong!

 

[Dalecamino]

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink

 

[Jim Smith]

"Old age isn't for sissies"

Jim Smith

 

[flyitfast]

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

 

[stonepecker]

You can pick your friends......You can pick your nose.....
You can pick your friend's nose......but you are stuck with your family.

 

[More4dan]

Be careful meddling in the affairs of Dragons ... Because you're crunchy and taste good with catsup.

Danny

 

[leehljp]

The difference between in-laws and outlaws is that outlaws are wanted!

 

[mark james]

You can pick your friends......You can pick your nose.....
You can pick your friend's nose......but you are stuck with your family.

Shoot Wayne... you just made that up! I'll be more careful when I see you again

 

[Mr Vic]

A wedding toast:

Here's to You and Here's to Me!

And here's to Love and Honor!

And I'll be true as long as you but not mother f***ing minute longer!

 

[Mr Vic]

Since I just hit the 60:

I may be senile but it's better then you being stupid!

 

[robutacion]

Getting old is fast and furious, or is furious from getting old...?

George

 

[flyitfast]

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

 

[ttm7]

WHAT IS THE AVERAGE AGE ON PENTURNERS.ORG

 

[MTViper]

Something I learned from an old sergeant that worked for me: "No one's totally worthless, you can always serve as a bad example."

 

[bobleibo]

-If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got
-Do it right or do it again
-KARMA wins every time

 

[Herb G]

I might be fat and old, but you're ugly. And I can always lose weight.
You can't lose ugly. :biggrin:

 

[Monty]

Learn from other peoples mistakes......you don't have time to make them all yourself.

I've quit asking how stupid can someone be......they seem to take it as a challenge.

As Ron White says.....You can't fix stupid.

 

[PapaTim]

My favorite old Irish blessing.

"May those who love us, love us;
and those who don't love us, may God turn their hearts;
and if He doesn't turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles
so we'll know them by their limping."

 

[flyitfast]

If I were wrong
Don't you think I would know it???

 

[triw51]

A toast I learned from a great man (my uncle)
"Here's to you as good as you are, as Bad as I am.
I am as good as you are as bad as I am."

 

[Paul in OKC]

Never argue with an idiot. They will just bring you down to their level and beat you with experience!

 

[Kenny Durrant]

There is one in evey family. If you think your family doesn't have one your probably it.

 

[keithbyrd]

Consequences are not coincidental.

 

[Cwalker935]

Sometimes the things that you don't know are more important than the things that you do know so you need to know when you don't know.

 

[BSea]

You can no more teach what you ain't done than come back from where you ain't been.

(although many seem to try)

 

[Herb G]

No matter where you go, there you are.

 

[Rick_G]

Ignorance I may be able to help you with
Stupid I can't do anything about.

 

[stonepecker]

The opposite of PRO is CON.......

So the opposite of Progress is Congress.

 

[CabinetMaker]

Old age can only be appreciated by the young at heart.

 

[Mack C.]

Like my signature line says, "lf your presence doesn't make an impact, your absence won't make a difference!"

 

[Rink]

If you're not making waves, you're not under way.

 

[TellicoTurning]

If you don't have the time to do it right the first time, you won't have the time to get it right the second time.