For sale, EXTREMELY rare, one of a kind pen blank.

[johncrane]

Curtis that's too good to sell, make the pen :biggrin:

 

[Daniel]

somebody Pleeeease send some business Curtis' way! He is way to bored.

 

[ElMostro]

Curtis, had it been cast in PR I would understand since the smell is about the same...but ALUMILITE? How could you?

(And I thought I had pushed the envelope when I did the "Frass" pen...my friend you are definitley way ahead).

Eugene

 

[jkeithrussell]

Like antler, it probably smells like sh*t when you turn it.

 

[altaciii]

Curtis,
You are the master! What a great joke. Have you had any takers?

 

[Hayseedboy]

Been thinkin' about this one all night (insert bad dreams).

I agree with the Dare above but I would like to push that a little further.

I TRIPLE DOG DARE you!!!!

By the way, how did you keep the tootsie rolls from floating? I thought cats got lots of fiber these days...

lr

 

[THarvey]

Been thinkin' about this one all night (insert bad dreams).

I agree with the Dare above but I would like to push that a little further.

I TRIPLE DOG DARE you!!!!

By the way, how did you keep the tootsie rolls from floating? I thought cats got lots of fiber these days...

lr

HEY!!! Larry upped the ante. I like it!!!!

Curtis: Are you up to the dare?

Larry: He said these were "outside kitties". Maybe this one was a mouser and eats less fibre.

 

[IPD_Mrs]

Curtis,
For added effect be sure to feed the cat tinsel from a Christmas tree first. This way you will get some really interesting shine and sparkle as you turn it.

Also may I suggest that you turn it without a mask and your mouth open like you have a head cold!


OK this post makes me almost as sick as you Curtis. Not sure to be proud or ashamed.

Mike

 

[mywoodshopca]

That would smell nice during the lathe turning.. lol

Couldnt you find something better to do like edit peoples posts and add funny typos to their text or something? lol




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[jedgerton]

Now I know what the term "thread crapping" means!

John

 

[Mudder]

Like Mudder (who is in rare form lately)

Dawn said that I was TOO blunt and that I was hurting people's feelings so I went and took a sensitivity class

I cried a lot and learned to be "kinder & gentler". I guess you can say that I've gone through a kind of rebirth, Similar to what Al (Docstram) did last year :biggrin:


How do you like the (New & Improved??) Mudder?
( this ought to cast this thread into the weeds very quickly)

 

[thewishman]

Curtis, I'll take the blankety-blank blank. Just sent the bill to Ed4copies, he can write it off as a bad "cat" blank.

 

[tomcatchevy]

Sometimes when I ask the wife what is for supper she will reply "s^$t on a stick"! Gives me an idea to make her a "s%^ on a stick" to write with! Could be an excellent Christmas gag gift! Maybe my brother could use one....:biggrin::biggrin:

 

[CaptG]

I want to see the pen, not touch it, or smell it, just see it. You go Curtis.

 

[ldb2000]

Ok.. First off ... EWWWWW...

Secondly, congrats Butch! Curtis said the first response gets it

Third.. Ewwww... Not a good first post of the day to read - blech.

Great , I can make a pen with it and give it to one of my sons to go with the cr*py grades they got on their report cards . Curtis could you make another one for my other son please ? :biggrin:

 

[Jim Smith]

They actually had an episode of Mythbuster testing the old saying "You can't polish a turd." They busted that myth so I guess if you stabilized it you could get a good shine on it.

I'd buy it from you but I already know how to make crappy pens.

Jim Smith

 

[woodboys]

Curtis, That's just wrong. You musta had a sh**ty day. I wish you would turn it, I think it would make a great pen for a cat lover.
By the way I like cats, but not THAT much. if you want to try dogs stuff we just got a Poo factory hence my new avatar. And he likes cats also.

 

[GoodTurns]

OK, two questions:

What the h*** were you drinking?

Where can I buy whatever you were drinking?

 

[sparhawk]

Well Curtis, I guess you just outdid my Kitty Litter pen from last years Birthday Bash, Ugly(Most Disgusting)pen contest. Sure beats the crap:biggrin: out of me how to top it this year. Gives me some ideas though. Maybe a stabilized cat turd burl.:redface:

 

[chriselle]

Isn't one of the other pen making sites running a blank swap right now???.....:biggrin:

 

[bad]

Curtis,
For added effect be sure to feed the cat tinsel from a Christmas tree first. This way you will get some really interesting shine and sparkle as you turn it.

Mike:

That made my morning coffee come out my nose. Man did that hurt. By the way, you owe me a new keyboard for that one : )

 

[bad]

I've been reading this thread and nobody's suggested it yet, so here it goes. Curtis, Have you thought about taking it to Las Vegas? I'm thinking specifically of the Craps tables.

 

[darrenjttu]

Thats disgusting! Why would some one actually make that!

 

[Darley]

I want to see the pen, not touch it, or smell it, just see it. You go Curtis.

Think 1 minute most of people chew they pen when not writing :biggrin:

 

[Mr Vic]

With all I've seen people casting here it was inevitable. I haven't trid resin casting yet but after seeing the Bucks Blank I considered how a "Horse Pucky" or "Cow Pie" blank might look...Dried and crumbled it kinda looks like oregano....

 

[monkeynutz]

I think that this offers proof that you really can polish a turd. :biggrin:

 

[redfishsc]

Reminds me - Someone once quoted Eagle as having said that if he had enough CA, he could CA a F#rt!

He said that to me over the phone one time. I'd be too afraid of what I'd tell the doctor if I got a little heavy-handed with the glue.

 

[babyblues]

Man oh man, some of the crap people come up with on this site. Personally, I think the idea stinks, but to each his own.

 

[desertyellow]

you lost me a fecal...

 

[John M]

I know this was an old thread, first time i saw it, but I would turn it if the crap was stableized? lol I think it would be a good gag gift.

 

[elody21]

Curtis,
If you need more of this special material I can starting collecting it now. Just let me know your address and I can send you all you want! Alice

 

[wolftat]

How did you get the cat to crap in the mold?

 

[ngeb528]

I think I know who should be committed.

I think I suggested that was what wolftat was trying to get volunteer testers for.

I'm glad you stepped on, uh up to the plate. Obviously, only something a professional would try.

 

[seawolf]

I think you should turn it and send it to cat fancy magazine. (For the cat lover who has everything.) Might even get you a ton of special orders.
Mark

 

[ldb2000]

He did turn it , and won "The most disgusting pen 2009" during the 5th birthday bash . I just thought it was another crapy pen :biggrin:

 

[elody21]

You need to mold it around a brass tube and then cast it!

 

[stoneman]

Don't worry, it was completely dry and I only handled the raw material with tongs!

Curtis,

I think you spelled tongue wrong :biggrin:

 

[JerrySambrook]

Hate to say this, but that still looks better than the first one I poured at Eric's today. My first ones ever, and cat crap looks better.

Probably smells better than the wood I was cutting the other day as well. I started cutting some blanks into tube lengths, and something started to really smell. I stopped cutting, and went looking for dead mice. Funny, every time I got near the bandsaw the smell got stronger. Openned the bandsaw uper area, nothing. Knelt down to open the lower areas, smell got stronger. Opened up the lower areas, nothing, but coming back up, the smell got stronger again. TWAS THE FRIGGIN WOOD!!!!!!!!!!