keithkarl2007
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You don't sleep with your teeth anymore
You know your getting old when ....
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Fred
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Still got all my teeth ... it is my hair that is disappearing and that makes my head cold at night.
Displaced Canadian
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When your back goes out more than you do.
jskeen
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... you can sing along with the instrumental music in the elevator.
...you talk about "good grass" and you mean the neighbor's lawn.
man, I better quit before I give myself away here
...you talk about "good grass" and you mean the neighbor's lawn.
man, I better quit before I give myself away here
Getting old when
When you talk about getting a little action and you mean your prune juice is working.
When you wake up from your nap just in time to go to bed.
When women young enough to be your grand daughter start calling you "honey" or "sweetie"
When your Doctor is younger than your kids.
When you talk about getting a little action and you mean your prune juice is working.
When you wake up from your nap just in time to go to bed.
When women young enough to be your grand daughter start calling you "honey" or "sweetie"
When your Doctor is younger than your kids.
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keithkarl2007
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:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:
Your favorite song is Willie Nelson's - "On the commode again"
keithkarl2007
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90% of your dreams are reruns.
Drstrangefart
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30 years of burning the candle at both ends AND in the middle has given me some tendencies to feel much older than I actually am. I've caught myself saying "If I don't get to bed before 10:30 my day is ruined tomorrow". That's the most noticeable.
ctubbs
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This thread just ain't funny! I understand all of the above and am related to most.
My witticism for the subject, "The alternative to getting old is unacceptable."
Nightey night. I would say , 'Don't let the bed bugs bite.' but that isn't funny any more.
Charles
My witticism for the subject, "The alternative to getting old is unacceptable."
Nightey night. I would say , 'Don't let the bed bugs bite.' but that isn't funny any more.
Charles
Older
You remember when "Bocephus" was born...who his father was and where his nickname came from.
When you do "Remember These" for every item in the Statler Brothers song "Do you remember these".
When Kookla, Fran and Ollie were the big hits on that "new" media -- Television.
When "more doctors smoked Camels than any other brand"
You remember when "Bocephus" was born...who his father was and where his nickname came from.
When you do "Remember These" for every item in the Statler Brothers song "Do you remember these".
When Kookla, Fran and Ollie were the big hits on that "new" media -- Television.
When "more doctors smoked Camels than any other brand"
ctubbs
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When we 'watched' the radio Saturday night before 'The Grand Ol' Opry.
snyiper
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You know you are getting old when your teeth rattle because the dish washer is on and you left them on the counter.
diamundgem
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some men's hair waves to the right and some wavy to the left but yours is waving good by
larryc
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When the pretty girls hold the post office door open for you.
randyrls
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I had a dream where I fell asleep and started dreaming. Then I woke up, but I'm still not sure.......:question:
(MY Shrink is writing another book!):biggrin:
randyrls
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Here is an oldie but goodie. It's about 20 minutes long, but well worth the watch.
http://oldfortyfives.com/thoseoldwesterns.htm
http://oldfortyfives.com/thoseoldwesterns.htm
AlanZ
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I knew I was getting older when I realized that an ever increasing number of 50 and 60 year old women started looking very good to me.
bitshird
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when you are relieved that it was only air passing through.
jskeen
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I ain't quite here yet, but recently I saw a really smokin hot 18 or 19 year old babe, and actually thought to myself "nevermind, having to try to talk to her and listen to her replies is probably so annoying that I'd never get any further even if she would let me" Right after that I decided to take a double shot of Geritol and catch the 6'oclock news before bed.
keithkarl2007
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:biggrin::biggrin:
Russianwolf
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when that young whipper-snapper down the street has his 40th birthday......
GoodTurns
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when you read this thread....again.....and it's funny....again.
HSTurning
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When your waist size is getting larger and larger and the leg length is getting shorter and shorter
larryc
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When you outlive some of your body parts.
jttheclockman
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I love this thread. It has to be one of the best in a long time. Maybe because more and more I am starting to understand the jokes more.:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:
GoodTurns
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when you read this thread....again.....and it's funny....again.
old timer
When someone behind you says "how ya doin' old timer....and you look around....
When someone behind you says "how ya doin' old timer....and you look around....
ThomJ
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Man Smitty brought up watching Kookla Fran & Ollie, I just had a senior moment
Displaced Canadian
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You bite into a nice juicy steak and your teeth stay there.
Jerryconn
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when you use the phrase ........ "when I was your age......."
el_d
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You got gray hairs........
out of your ears!.....
out of your ears!.....
randywa
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when the "cool car" in the Christmas parade was the 1 owner you bought in high school.
Ligget
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You know your getting old when:
You feel like the morning after when you haven't been anywhere the night before. :frown:
You feel like the morning after when you haven't been anywhere the night before. :frown:
DurocShark
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You were old enough to smoke when you could smoke anywhere, including offices and grocery stores.
GoodTurns
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when you read this thread....again.....and it's funny....again.
snyiper
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When the phrase "back in the day" becomes a regular part of your vocabulary.
PenMan1
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Getting old is having to "put in your eyes" so you can go look for your teeth.
Getting old is refusing to kiss a talking frog promising to turn into a beautiful princess, because you have more use for a talking frog.
Getting old is starting a sentence with "when I was your age", then losing your train of thought.
Getting old is refusing to kiss a talking frog promising to turn into a beautiful princess, because you have more use for a talking frog.
Getting old is starting a sentence with "when I was your age", then losing your train of thought.
pianomanpj
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...when your young daughter asks, "Daddy, why do you shave your forehead in a V-shape?" :beat-up:
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pianomanpj
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...when someone asks you, "Are you losing your hair?", and you have a GOOD reply:
"No! I haven't lost it at all! I know right where it is. It's on my pillow, in the sink, in the tub, stuck in my comb..." :wink::tongue:
"No! I haven't lost it at all! I know right where it is. It's on my pillow, in the sink, in the tub, stuck in my comb..." :wink::tongue: