You Know You are in Trouble When.......

[randyrls]

Jim Cantore is standing outside your house.

What's your favorite?

 

[pshrynk]

You get a call in the middle of the night and they say, "This is the **** police. We have someone here who says he's your patient..."

 

[leehljp]

. . . when UPS or Fed Ex delivers the package before you get home . . . and your wife is already there!

 

[sbwertz]

When your computer client looks at you pensively and asks "How hard would it be.....?"

 

[Sylvanite]

When Siri says "In 400 feet, pull over and let me out".

 

[WriteON]

You're having sex and hear.............. honey I'm home.


Or you're driving behind Hells Angels and your horn is stuck

 

[Lee58]

When your spouse addresses you by your first, middle, and last name!

 

[randyrls]

A Fresh one; You are the only passenger on the plane and the stewardess explains that the large group going to the Physic Convention all cancelled at the last minute!