Sorry to say... but I think this is a hopeless case, that myself or any of my peers would be foolish to take on and think we could make a difference in this man's life! [V]
The only treatment options are (1) for him to send me all of the pieces of wood that are causing him to be such a snob, so that he can then just hang out with lowly other pieces of wood and I can protect him from the snobby wood, or (2) for him to send me all of the pieces of wood he finds himself applying that descriptor of "it's only..." to. Option 1 has been shown through numerous scientific studies (don't ask me to cite them!) to be much more effective and it would be my recommendation to follow that treatment plan, but if the patient is unwilling to do that, then at a minimum option #2 should be followed! [
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