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Reporter: What kind of plane is it?
Johnny: Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol.
 
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My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
 
Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.
Applicant: I like rape.
 
"There is a shortage of perfect....." Oops, probably shouldn't use that quote here.

"Vitch? I'm not a vitch, I'm your vife!"

"True love is the greatest thing, in the world-except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe."

I gotta watch that movie again!
 
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