jcm71
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I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made me an appointment for next Tuesday.
Well, for some of us, it will be our last chance at a smoking hot body.I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made me an appointment for next Tuesday.
A variant my daughter taught me:What's blue and not very heavy?
Light blue.
That's like this one. 5 out of 3 people are bad with fractions.There are three kinds of people in this world. Those that are good with math, and those that are not.
Thank you, Thank you. I'm here 'till Thursday. Don't forget to tip your waitress...
With a small edit, I tell this same joke regularly at my poker game.There are three kinds of people in this world. Those who can count, and those that can't .
I'm such a good cook, my smoke alarm cheers me on.My wife would be a much better cook if she wouldn't use the smoke alarm for a timer.
Ok - that made me laugh out loud. - DaveWhilst taking it out of the garage yesterday I told my son, this is my step ladder , I never knew my real ladder…. It got a briefly sympathetic look . Best I can hope for these days