What cold?

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chuckw3

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The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart:
10C = 50 Fahrenheit - Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.

1.6C = 35 Fahrenheit - Italian Cars won't start
Canadians drive with the windows down

0C = 32 Fahrenheit - American water freezes
Canadian water gets thicker.

-17.9C = 0 Fahrenheit - New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-51C = -60 Fahrenheit - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-78.5C = -109.9 Fahrenheit - Carbon dioxide freezes to make dry ice.
Canadians pull down their earflaps.

-114C = -173 Fahrenheit - Ethyl alcohol freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg

-273.15 = -459.67 Fahrenheit - Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "pretty cold, eh?"

-295C = -500 Fahrenheit (-295 C) - Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup
 
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