She was the first call I made (had to get permission). She knew a bike was coming this year so it was no suprise. Besides, she got a new car last weekend that cost a lot more than this little thing....LOL
A blonde goes to the doctor because she has these green stains on each inner thigh that she can't get rid of.
After a thorough exam the dc asks her: "Does our boyfriend have a Harley?"
"Why, yes."
"Tell him his earrings are not real gold."
I'm looking at the paperwork, screaming eagle big bore top end, 6 speed tranny, all new tires. new starter, new battery, damn, no wonder he needed money.