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Trying to turn every piece of wood you see into something penlike is an infectious disease. It seems to be highly communicable and is oftimes spread through like minded individuals in an organized though unpredictable manner. This makes it economically powerful and terribly dangerous to the afflicted individual's bank accounts. It may wreak economic devastation on some of society's weaker members.
Unfortunately, there is no known cure! Scientists are still vigorously searching for a cure using applied gene therapy. So far no results!
Symptoms of this disease are as follows:
Glue patches on fingers or other body parts.
Sawdust about the eyes, tongue, ears and clothes.
While the above may be the most obvious symptoms, the most dangerous presentation will often occur when the individual encounters an unexpected piece of wood, or other turnable material. A glazed look may come over his eyes and an uncontrollable grabbing, grasping behavior may start immediately. This possesive-aggressive behavior can be very dangerous to the unwary, uninformed public! The best course of action is to actually give the poor distressed victim the material at hand! Sometimes you may have to cut down the tree to save the forest! This is a saddening demeaning sight to behold......
We must all come together to aid these unfortunate victims so often overlooked by our society!
As I stated before no cure has been found for this affliction. The only long term effective treatment has been to donate , No Inundate!, these poor, poor individuals with that which makes their poor painful days brighter! Exotic woods from the world over! Any special turning material - natural or man made! These are the things that can help these poor souls! Please! Give Now! Give 'till it HURTS!
Give me all the wood you've got!!!! You see folks, I am one of those poor afflicted individuals. I want to, here and now, establish Bob's Wood Storage Sanctuary. It shall become the number one repository of aid for those unfortunates, like me, afflicted with this dread disease! I will, selflessly, tirelessly, and unceasingly, hold for generations to come the representative store of all that's good and precious in the only known treatment for the wretched, the weak, the poor Penturners of America! Thank you, one and all! Thank you! Research for the cure and understanding of this disease will always be my number one goal! Of that you may rest assured........
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7:15P.M. EDST - News Flash - We have just gone international! Affiliates are breaking out all over! Remember to support the Penturners of the World wherever you are! Thank you once again......
Unfortunately, there is no known cure! Scientists are still vigorously searching for a cure using applied gene therapy. So far no results!
Symptoms of this disease are as follows:
Glue patches on fingers or other body parts.
Sawdust about the eyes, tongue, ears and clothes.
While the above may be the most obvious symptoms, the most dangerous presentation will often occur when the individual encounters an unexpected piece of wood, or other turnable material. A glazed look may come over his eyes and an uncontrollable grabbing, grasping behavior may start immediately. This possesive-aggressive behavior can be very dangerous to the unwary, uninformed public! The best course of action is to actually give the poor distressed victim the material at hand! Sometimes you may have to cut down the tree to save the forest! This is a saddening demeaning sight to behold......
We must all come together to aid these unfortunate victims so often overlooked by our society!
As I stated before no cure has been found for this affliction. The only long term effective treatment has been to donate , No Inundate!, these poor, poor individuals with that which makes their poor painful days brighter! Exotic woods from the world over! Any special turning material - natural or man made! These are the things that can help these poor souls! Please! Give Now! Give 'till it HURTS!
Give me all the wood you've got!!!! You see folks, I am one of those poor afflicted individuals. I want to, here and now, establish Bob's Wood Storage Sanctuary. It shall become the number one repository of aid for those unfortunates, like me, afflicted with this dread disease! I will, selflessly, tirelessly, and unceasingly, hold for generations to come the representative store of all that's good and precious in the only known treatment for the wretched, the weak, the poor Penturners of America! Thank you, one and all! Thank you! Research for the cure and understanding of this disease will always be my number one goal! Of that you may rest assured........
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7:15P.M. EDST - News Flash - We have just gone international! Affiliates are breaking out all over! Remember to support the Penturners of the World wherever you are! Thank you once again......