Two gals in a pub.......

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I was in a pub on Saturday night. I had a few....
I noticed two large women by the bar. They both had strong
accents so I asked, "Hey,
are you two ladies from Scotland?"
One of them chirped: "It's WALES you friggin' idiot!"
So, I immediately apologized and said..., "Sorry, are you two
whales from Scotland?"

Then the lights went out....
 
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The lady with a poodle dog trying to board a bus was greeted by the bus driver saying, "Hey you can't get on this bus with a pig" The lady admonished the driver with "Sir I'll have you know this is a pure blooded poodle, not a pig" without missing a beat the driver came back with "Yes I know, I was speaking to the dog"!! Sure enough as Low 48 said, Lights out.
 
Two guys from Univ Alabama at Panama City beach for spring break, sitting on the beach chugging a few brews.
Two foxey girls walk by and one of the guys says: "Where ya'll from?"
The girls look at them and say: "Yale"
"WHERE YA'LL FROM?
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