1080Wayne
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Deep , deep down in your heart , you know how undeserving you are of the penturning Santa`s attention this year . Do you remember what you said when you CA`d your fingers together ? The time the skew sliced into the tube on its last pass over that gorgeous blank ? How about when you saw that sanding line after the pen was assembled ? Or when the blank exploded because you didn`t stop drilling quite soon enough ? No one will believe that you actually told your loving spouse `Not now dear , I have to finish this pen . `
Santa`s heart is heavy with these remembrances . It is difficult to live up to ones reputation in the light of such behaviour . But it is very , very cold outside . No one , regardless of the seriousness of their transgressions , should have to shiver over their lathe all winter . So Santa has had his elves toiling in the blackness of the mine , extracting some lumps of coal . Rudolf and crew have promised to deliver them by the Eve of Christmas .
Santa sincerely hopes that you will reflect upon your behaviour as you bask in the warmth provided by the coal . Next year you might earn a real present . And remember , this is a secret between Santa and you .
Santa`s heart is heavy with these remembrances . It is difficult to live up to ones reputation in the light of such behaviour . But it is very , very cold outside . No one , regardless of the seriousness of their transgressions , should have to shiver over their lathe all winter . So Santa has had his elves toiling in the blackness of the mine , extracting some lumps of coal . Rudolf and crew have promised to deliver them by the Eve of Christmas .
Santa sincerely hopes that you will reflect upon your behaviour as you bask in the warmth provided by the coal . Next year you might earn a real present . And remember , this is a secret between Santa and you .
