The Ugly Pen Contest

[mrcook4570]

I thought I would sneak one more in for your viewing pleasure. This is a sassafras slimline. I overturned both barrels and it still has a few sanding marks. I had just a little left over material from my other entry, so I used that as a finish. It put a nice sheen on this pen. I am hopeful that I will find a buyer for this pen.

 

[sparhawk]

Mudpuppie i"ll have to give that one the "cold" shoulder.:glasses-cool:

 

[sparhawk]

I will say , other than the hair pen and the pulled pork pen all the other pens have been beautiful.:biggrin: Wish i could do as well.

 

[CSue]

Poor dog! . . . to be rolled on/in TO A BIC PEN!

 

[CSue]

Well, to be fair to the poor dog, I have to say you all have really out done yourselves this year! I've seen a pasta casserole cooked by my sister that looked like one pen . . . and then there's the prettiest piece of c*** I've ever seen . . . and that little hairy tangle . . . well, the only one that really got to me up to this point has got to be the pulled pork Pen.

Now, the one sense I've always had a bit more sensitive than most others is my sense of smell. And I gotta tell you all . . . I could smell that pulled pork two pages before I saw it!

Smelling and looking like a bad hairball, thats the ugliest pen I've ever laid my eyes on!
IMHO

 

[Scott]

The contest is over!

Now the hard work of the judges begins.

Feel free to keep commenting in this thread.

Scott.

 

[sparhawk]

Hey Scott, thanks for another great year in the ugly contest.

 

[DurocShark]

Yeah, this was fun! Thanks!

 

[wolftat]

This pen wasn't started out for this contest, but it seems as though it will fit in here better than anywhere else. This is the SIerra nose picker and I have decided to give it to my dogs for whatever they want to use it for, they love antler.

 

[Woodlvr]

Hey Russell,
I just wanted to ask a question about what you posted, How do you know what it feels like to roll around on the floor after a bikini wax?:tongue: I probably do not want to know but your comment begged for a question.:biggrin:

 

[PenAffair]

Hey Russell,
I just wanted to ask a question about what you posted, How do you know what it feels like to roll around on the floor after a bikini wax?:tongue: I probably do not want to know but your comment begged for a question.:biggrin:

Wouldn't you like to know? I promised the girls I'd never tell......:tongue:

Russell.

 

[nevetsw18]

Well Dawn brought the carrots and Brian brought the noodles, so i brought the..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Pulled Pork Patriot..........................View attachment 6760

View attachment 6761 A word to the wise-Pulled pork does not cast well!And also keep it in the freezer.

A pork pen????:biggrin:

 

[mywoodshopca]

Hey Russell,
I just wanted to ask a question about what you posted, How do you know what it feels like to roll around on the floor after a bikini wax?:tongue: I probably do not want to know but your comment begged for a question.:biggrin:

Dont give him an idea for next years pen! :biggrin: