The Cow ...

[Crickett]

The Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart


A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.

The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!"

The ant said, "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!"



























Why are you scrolling down? It's your turn to say something...:biggrin::biggrin::wink:

 

[traderdon55]

I fit the description,just can't think of any thing to say. Must be that sometimers kicking in.

 

[LarryDNJR]

lol

 

[Jgrden]

HEY !!!

 

[bobjackson]

Now that's funny. I don't care who you are.

 

[Texatdurango]

This is spooky....... How does she know who would be reading the post?

Good one Marla, great way to start the morning!

 

[Scott]

I read that and thought " How appropriate!"

OK, how's this: I eat the cow and step on the ant, dagnabbit! Now don't bother me, I'm going back out to the shop!

(That was suggested by my Wife!)

Scott.

 

[PenMan1]

Hey, Marla!

How about this one. The old fart says " I am the greatest because I served as a senior member on the planning committee for the "new" calendar.....experience is what makes me the best"

 

[tbroye]

One for Marla. It is ok though I am an old fart and proud of it. When you are an ole fart you don't have to be PC any more.

 

[BRobbins629]

Now what did the first 2 say?

 

[el_d]

Pfth.....

 

[ctubbs]

Not only am I an ol' fare but I finally achived 'Dirty ol' Man' status officially! And I remember thinking that I'd never make 30. OOOF. PC? What is that? Just now it is more acceptable.
Charles

 

[ed4copies]

Now what did the first 2 say?

Yeah, I scrolled too long too, Bruce.

Can't remember these things forever, you know!