smile for today

[knight_muzzleloader]

Classifieds



These classifieds actually ran in a Minneapolis newspaper - a smile for your day...

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER .
8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES..
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog..able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
Better be a big reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents/lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

And the best one?:

FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows everything..

 

[hilltopper46]

Thanks for the yucks,,,,

 

[Fred]

I like these. Especially the one about the gay bull.

Thanks for the chuckles ... my cat however is not all that happy. Seems I had a mouthful of egg roll and hot mustard at the time I read about the bull. She is now giving herself her 5000th spit bath and I would say that she has about 60000 more to go before she gets all the egg roll and mustard off.

The look on her face was priceless after the first "lick".

I am also thankful that she doesn't have access to any of my weapons.

 

[bobjackson]

Now those are funny, I don't care who you are.

 

[ctubbs]

Them is so funny, even my bride's seven cats are ROTFLTAO!
Charles