Slimline Unlimited Contest

[D.Oliver]

Folks here it is, the pinnacle of pensmithing.....The Slimline Unlimited Contest. The Slimline Unlimited Contest is what all the other pen contest strive to be when they grow up. It's the contest all the other contest chairmen wish they could run, if only they were smarter, funnier, and better looking. This contest is the filet mignon in world full of bologna sandwiches. And you my friends can be part of it. All you need to do is

1. Get yourself a slimline kit.

2. Do at least two modifications to it using any means you see fit.

3. Submit your pen by emailing up to 3 photos to D.Oliver.IAP@gmail.com by midnight God's time (aka Mountain Time) Feb. something or other. Photos should be sized 800 x 600.

4. Soak in the sunshine that seems to eternally shine on you and enjoy the melodies of angels that sing whenever you walk inyo a room and bask in the feeling of knowing members of the same sex want to be you, and members of the opposite sex want to be with you. But try to stay modest...Maybe do some volunteer work for the less fortunate (aka the Ballpoint contest)


Now for the lawyer mumbo jumbo:
Universal contest rules apply. Pens cannot have been or be shown in any public forum before contest is complete, blanks for this contest must be either commerically available or made by you where the work done by you represents the majority of the work required to create the blank. NO SHOES, NO SHIRT, NO SERVICE.

 

[lyonsacc]

Hey Derek,

I think I understand why you have your shop in your garage. It must be much easier to get your head through the garage door.

3rd line - filet mignon in "a" world full of bologna sandwiches.
#4 - whenever you walk "into" a room. Also needs a period.
#2 - 2 modifications - are these mods to the components or the blank or both?

You may have misspelled your name in the signature section. Get rid of the 2 e's and put on o after the D.

 

[D.Oliver]

You may have misspelled your name in the signature section. Get rid of the 2 e's and put on o after the D.

Bazinga!

 

[bobleibo]

Hey Derek,

I think I understand why you have your shop in your garage. It must be much easier to get your head through the garage door.

3rd line - filet mignon in "a" world full of bologna sandwiches.
#4 - whenever you walk "into" a room. Also needs a period.
#2 - 2 modifications - are these mods to the components or the blank or both?

You may have misspelled your name in the signature section. Get rid of the 2 e's and put on o after the D.

Now, THAT was funny! Thanks for the laugh. Let's give Derek a head start on the trash talking so he'll be #1 for at least a few minutes this year and know what it feels like.