"Safer at Home"

[studioseven]

This really isn't working out very well. Last night I was drinking at home and almost asked my wife for her phone number.

Seven

 

[mbroberg]

Wife, calling out from another room: "Do you ever get a stabbing pain in your chest, you know, like someone is sticking pins in a Voodoo doll with your image on it?"

Me: No, Why?

Wife (about 5 seconds later) "How about now?"

 

[WriteON]

My wife told me I'm lucky she likes me. Im
Speechless

 

[aldjmc]

 

[mick]

I married my wife for her looks but here lately I don't like the looks she's giving me. [emoji1787][emoji1787]

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[eharri446]

I guess I am fortunate. My wife and I bought a farm about two hours north of where we live. She is staying at the farm with her dog for company while I am staying with my oldest son in our house in Marietta. I still call her everyday at least once a day to check on her and make sure she is okay. The farm house sits on top of a hill surrounded by trees and the nearest house is a quarter of mile away. Her only complaint is that with all of the pollen in the air she can not go outside very much.

 

[sbwertz]

My husband has been retired for many years, and I work from home, so we are used to being together pretty much 24/7. Those first few months, he almost drove me nuts, though, following me around as I did my housework, telling me I was doing it wrong. After he told me I was doing the laundry wrong, I turned it over to him. He's been doing it for about 20 years now......and he stopped criticizing the way I do things.

 

[MTViper]

My wife and I are both retired Air Force. She retired a few years before I did. Both of us have dabbled at working again but we haven't really had to, was more doing things we enjoyed and usually only one of us was "working" at a time. Now we're fully retired. I built my shop (900 sq ft detatched) out back behind the garage several years ago and furnished it while I was still "working" and that was where I'd go to escape. A few years ago, we added on a quilt room (500 sq ft attached) off the master bedroom. We go to our neutral corners pretty much every morning.

Many years ago my Mother retired and a year later, my Dad retired. After a few months together, Mother told him: "Honey, I married you for better or worse, but not for lunch."