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OKLAHOMAN
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This is just a sample, you'll laugh your a$$ off, reading some of them:
If you would just read the fine print, you would be apprised of the many wonders of the Omas Phoenix Pen. It does everything you'd expect a 50-grand pen would do. The moment I liberated it from its fancy box, it proceeded to diaper my baby, clean behind the toilet, and home-school my children in Spanish (this model speaks with an impeccable high Castilian accent - if you want another dialect, this pen is probably not for you). That evening, it applied itself to my checkbook and tax returns, tuned the piano, and turned out a delicious Plum Duff. Right now it is steaming the dated apples-n-figs wallpaper off my kitchen walls after declaring it "shamefully disgusting and middle class", while reciting the entirety of Shakespeare's Macbeth from memory. It even does voices! Cultured, industrious, and endlessly clever with a dry sort of wit that is rarely overbearing, this pen will become indispensable to you in a mere day. Flick your Bic if you insist on being part of the common herd. But if you aspire to higher things, if your soul seeks life on an elevated plane, or if you simply want the Omas Phoenix to wax your eyebrows while playing the mandolin, this is the pen you were born for.
If you would just read the fine print, you would be apprised of the many wonders of the Omas Phoenix Pen. It does everything you'd expect a 50-grand pen would do. The moment I liberated it from its fancy box, it proceeded to diaper my baby, clean behind the toilet, and home-school my children in Spanish (this model speaks with an impeccable high Castilian accent - if you want another dialect, this pen is probably not for you). That evening, it applied itself to my checkbook and tax returns, tuned the piano, and turned out a delicious Plum Duff. Right now it is steaming the dated apples-n-figs wallpaper off my kitchen walls after declaring it "shamefully disgusting and middle class", while reciting the entirety of Shakespeare's Macbeth from memory. It even does voices! Cultured, industrious, and endlessly clever with a dry sort of wit that is rarely overbearing, this pen will become indispensable to you in a mere day. Flick your Bic if you insist on being part of the common herd. But if you aspire to higher things, if your soul seeks life on an elevated plane, or if you simply want the Omas Phoenix to wax your eyebrows while playing the mandolin, this is the pen you were born for.
Sawdust46
Member
I just Googled Omas Phoenix Pen and found a review of the company:
"They sell these pens cheap because they make the big money on the ink. That is how they get you. "
"They sell these pens cheap because they make the big money on the ink. That is how they get you. "
brownsfn2
Member
OMG. I can't believe someone would spend their time writing something so hilarious and creative for an Amazon review. These writers need to write books. The reviews are too funny!
jttheclockman
Member
Can this be right??? Item weight--10 pounds!!!! You do have to laugh at the reviews people write in.
Amazon.com: Tibaldi Crewe 60th Rollerball Pen White Gold: Bentley: Office Products
Amazon.com: Tibaldi Crewe 60th Rollerball Pen White Gold: Bentley: Office Products
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edicehouse
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Amazon.com: Black Leather Magnetic Money Clip: Office Products
Wow that is the money clip I want!!!!!!!!
Wow that is the money clip I want!!!!!!!!
walshjp17
Member
What I like is the Product Description for this money clip:
Product Description
The umbrella stand features genuine top-grain black leather with a vinyl inner lining. Measuring 24" in height and 8" in diameter, the stand is sized to hold several umbrellas. This is a perfect item for adding a professional appearance and organization to your office space.
Hunh?
ChrisN
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:laugh::rotfl::smile-big::laugh::rotfl: