New business sign

[WriteON]

I wonder if this will promote sales.

 

[Woodchipper]

Cute! Almost like the signs in a store in Eastern Ohio: In God we trust; All others pay cash. No checks accepted unless over 65 years of age and accompanied by both parents. Our credit manager is Helen Wate. If you want credit, go to Helen Wate.

 

[tomtedesco]

Couldn't hurt.

 

[WriteON]

If you want credit, go to Helen Wate.

Funny. Love it….. however ever hear about the frog that wanted a bank loan? He saw teller Patricia Whack.

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation." Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow. The frog says $30,000. The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager. Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. He wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?" The bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone"

 

[jrista]

Our credit manager is Helen Wate. If you want credit, go to Helen Wate.

Took me a sec before I got that one!

 

[tomtedesco]

Funny. Love it….. however ever hear about the frog that wanted a bank loan? He saw teller Patricia Whack.

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation." Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow. The frog says $30,000. The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager. Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. He wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?" The bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone"

I read the line about the teller's name and wondered what the heck is funny about that. Finished reading the entire post and fell over laughing, thanks for this one.

 

[aldjmc]

We sell the rare and exotic (at our other location)

 

[Penultimate]

Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe.
3 Stooges