Morning humor!

[tim self]

Why Parents Drink

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an
Envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.'

With the worst premonition he opened the envelope.

With trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.

I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.

But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it' s not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy.

She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.

In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so

Stacy can get better. She deserves it.

Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can

Get to know your grandchildren.

Love, Your Son John

PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.

I Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a Report card That's in my center desk drawer.


I love you.


Call me when it's safe to come home

 

[nava1uni]

Having daughters 16 and 26 I find this very funny and a good reminder that there are worse things then dirty rooms or scattered belongings. Thanks for the chuckle.

 

[Ligget]

Having daughters 16 and 26 I find this very funny and a good reminder that there are worse things then dirty rooms or scattered belongings. Thanks for the chuckle.

Cindy I thought it was only my daughter who hangs her clothes on the bedroom floor in a crumpled heap! :biggrin:

 

[sefali]

:laugh::laugh::laugh:That kid better enjoy the day, cause he's D-E-A-D, Dead when he gets home!

 

[hiharry626]

i wonder what his grades were LOL

 

[ed4copies]

Post the following on the front door, in a nice envelope:

Dear son,

Thank you for fixing up your room--I have many guests that will enjoy it.

Oh, your key doesn't work----had the lock changed.

I certainly wish you good fortune and I might suggest you increase your emphasis on your studies.

Stop back at the end of the next report card period, if there is substantial change in your achievement level.

You're right, there are more important things in life. But, I prefer to live with intelligent life--your report card shows no signs that you qualify.

Your loving dad who realizes you NEED this!!!









Try your key in the back door. NEXT semester THAT gets changed, if your grades don't improve!!

 

[ZanderPommo]

lol Ed, not bad, but trust me ive been there haha.
cant wait till im done with highschool!

 

[ldb2000]

After seeing my sons grades on their final report cards this year , the girlfriend would be an improvement

 

[tim self]

lol Ed, not bad, but trust me ive been there haha.
cant wait till im done with highschool!

Wait, don't get in such a hurry! Life comes to quick to rush it. There's still times I wish I could go back and do some things over again. There are no mulligans in life!

 

[ssajn]

"She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We shar...."

Ed should add to his letter to Son, "What kind of wood?"
:biggrin: