Monday humor

[Monty]

Two rednecks were looking at a Sears catalog and admiring the models.One says to the other, 'Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalog?'​

The second one replies, 'Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at the price!'​

The first one says, with wide eyes, 'Wow, they aren't very expensive. At this price, I'm buying one.'​

The second one smiles and pats him on the back. 'Good idea! ​

Order one and if she's as beautiful as she is in the catalog, I will get one too.'​

Three weeks later, the youngest redneck asks his friend,
'Did you ever receive the girl you ordered from the Sears catalog?'​

[FONT=&quot]The second redneck replies, 'No, but it shouldn't be long now. I got her underwear yesterday!'[/FONT]

 

[fiferb]

I can't wait to hear what happens when she gets there.

 

[hewunch]

I know Bruce, that one hits a little too close to home.