OOooh :bulgy-eyes: I can be your friend Chuck Im sure we can agree on a price schedule that will benefit everyone!
"Like" your posts .50 cents each
Good Pen $1.00 each
Great Job $1.00 each
verbal support of Pink shop towel $3.00
Insulting a Rat $1.00 or 6 for $5.00
Calling it a "Shed" $5.00 each
Adding you to Friends list - Free! for the first 3 months than $19.95 a month with a 2 year contract!
I can set up an automated billing statement with a 5% discount for Auto Pay!
Prices good through 12-31-2015, not redeemable for cash or transferable to third parties. Prices subject to change depending on your attitude.Friendship may or may not be life- like or real. We reserve the right to substitute sarcasm, taunting or name calling for friendship at any time. All rights reserved. may not be duplicated or copied without the owners consent.