Just for fun....hope it's ok:wink:
An elderly couple,
Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas .
Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy
boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them
and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen
and said to his wife, 'Notice anything different
about me?'
Margaret looked him over. 'Nope.'
Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom,
undressed and walked back into the kitchen
completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this
time, 'Notice anything different NOW?'
Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Bert, what's
different? It's hanging down today, it was
hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down
again tomorrow!'
Furious, Bert yelled,
'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN,
MARGARET?'
'Nope', she replied.
'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY
NEW BOOTS!!!!'
Without changing her expression,
Margaret replied,
'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert.
Shoulda bought a hat.'
An elderly couple,
Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas .
Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy
boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them
and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen
and said to his wife, 'Notice anything different
about me?'
Margaret looked him over. 'Nope.'
Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom,
undressed and walked back into the kitchen
completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this
time, 'Notice anything different NOW?'
Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Bert, what's
different? It's hanging down today, it was
hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down
again tomorrow!'
Furious, Bert yelled,
'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN,
MARGARET?'
'Nope', she replied.
'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY
NEW BOOTS!!!!'
Without changing her expression,
Margaret replied,
'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert.
Shoulda bought a hat.'