Margaret and Bert

[skiprat]

Just for fun....hope it's ok:wink:


An elderly couple,
Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas .


Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy
boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them
and wore them home.


Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen
and said to his wife, 'Notice anything different
about me?'


Margaret looked him over. 'Nope.'


Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom,
undressed and walked back into the kitchen
completely naked except for the boots.


Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this
time, 'Notice anything different NOW?'


Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Bert, what's
different? It's hanging down today, it was
hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down
again tomorrow!'


Furious, Bert yelled,
'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN,
MARGARET?'


'Nope', she replied.


'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY
NEW BOOTS!!!!'


Without changing her expression,
Margaret replied,
'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert.
Shoulda bought a hat.'

 

[IPD_Mrs]

ROTFLMAO

 

[GoodTurns]

the whole family enjoyed that one! 17 to 62 year olds

 

[randywa]

Great. Now I'm afraid to get new boots.

 

[ThomJ]

Hat sales will increase

 

[Dalecamino]

Thanks Steven! That's still funny. Have to get me a hat. :biggrin:

 

[tim self]

Now, that's funny! Thanks Skip, needed a laugh.

 

[Ligget]

Brilliant Steve, may need to recycle that one a few times tomorrow at Clubhouse!

 

[gketell]

Now that is funny!

 

[KenBrasier]

:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

 

[EBorraga]

Too Funny. Guess he'll get a 10 gallon hat now.

 

[LarryDNJR]

hehehe that is great!

 

[Crickett]

That's way too funny ... !!! Is it too late to do some Christmas shopping?:wink:

 

[phillywood]

The new forecast calls for sunny sky and hats are needed, I guess the sales of hats will increase and the Viagra will decline in 2011. Everyone go quickly and cash in your shares before you loose more money.:tongue::biggrin:

 

[phillywood]

That's way too funny ... !!! Is it too late to do some Christmas shopping?:wink:

Marla, it's never to late to shop for a hat, just gt he one that makes the Eye pop. :tongue: