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GoodTurns

GoodTurns

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Open only to proud, upstanding members of the Official IAP Loser's Club.

Post in this thread "I AM A LOSER AND PROUD OF IT"

I will randomly select one fortunate soul to join the ranks of IAP winners. (You might want to emphasize your loser-ness to increase your chances of winning!) Selected new member of the Winners Club will receive a flat rate envelope of blanks, including snakewood, Bog Oak, Kingwood, Tulipwood, some Aussie burls and whatever else I can find in the shop. No picture taken, but hey, you're losers, deal with it!;););):D;)

Contest ends Saturday at midnight according to IAP clock.
 
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I don't know if I'm a member of the Official IAP Loser's Club but I should be :(

I entered just about every Daily Trivia, got the answer correct most of the time, and didn't win anything :(

I entered the Donation Drawing, with a 1 in 5 chance of winning something, no luck :(

I also brought tickets for the raffle for the Certificate blanks, once again, no luck
:(

I tell you, if it wasn't for bad luck, I wouldn't have any luck at all :D

I did have a great time during the Birthday Bash and learned a lot but until next year
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Ditto!!!

I think I got 1 wrong the whole trivia time... and didn't get to answer one day as I was out of town with no computer access.

What the heck... it was fun.

I AM A LOSER AND PROUD OF IT
 
Originally posted by GoodTurns



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I believe this constitutes "Defamation of an IAP mug", for which you will be notified by my huge staff of attorneys.

Better start trembling; now, you're in DEEP trouble!!![:0][:0][:0][:0]
 
Originally posted by GoodTurns

Open only to proud, upstanding members of the Official IAP Loser's Club.

I will randomly select one fortunatesoul to join the ranks of IAP winners. !;););):D;)

Contest ends Saturday at midnight according to IAP clock.
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It appears I have ALREADY been randomly selected, contest over, I win!!!

Thank you Jon!!!:D:D:D
 
Ed- you're already fortunate...you've got a princess! If that doesn't make you a winner, I don't see how a mere package of WOOD blanks will fulfill you!;)
 
Who said anything about WOOD?????

I assume you will customize the award to suit my "Resinator" title!!!

If not, just forget it!!:(:(:(:(:(
 
well, I'm not sending your blanks back! I'm having too much fun "on the dark side"...why do you think I listed wood as the prize;);):D?
 
Wow, this Jon guy is smarter than he looks!!!!

(Give away the wood, make more room for resin --- MY resin --- GOOD thinkin' there Jon!!!!)
 
Originally posted by ed4copies

Wow, this Jon guy is smarter than he looks!!!!

(Give away the wood, make more room for resin --- MY resin --- GOOD thinkin' there Jon!!!!)
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Turning non-woods has become my RESIN d'etre... (guess I am smart...that there's a bilingual pun!)
 
Originally posted by GoodTurns

Doc won in the Best Signature category. He is not eligible!
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WHoaaaa GoodTurns ... let's not be so hasty in judging others. Even though I won 3rd place in the Signature Contest ... I am STILL a loser.

Therefore, I would like to self-qualify for the Loser's Contest. [}:)];):D

I AM A LOSER AND PROUD OF IT (sort of)
 
Originally posted by DocStram

Originally posted by GoodTurns

Doc won in the Best Signature category. He is not eligible!
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WHoaaaa GoodTurns ... let's not be so hasty in judging others. Even though I won 3rd place in the Signature Contest ... I am STILL a loser.

Therefore, I would like to self-qualify for the Loser's Contest. [}:)];):D

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Hey Doc . . . it sorta sounds like you are saying "define win" rather like an ex-president who wanted a country to define S_X....

A win is a win if you got a prize right??????????????? I don't know for sure here .. but you're a winner in my book anyway!

[:X] Mrs.
 
Originally posted by GoodTurns

Ed- you're already fortunate...you've got a princess! If that doesn't make you a winner, I don't see how a mere package of WOOD blanks will fulfill you!;)
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Now if I read this post correctly, since Ed has Dawn, Ed is a winner. Ergo, Dawn is now entered in the biggest loser contest!!!!:D[}:)]
 
I am a loser and proud of it!
Several entries into the Daily Trivia - no wins:(
Several entries into the Certificate Drawing - went to someone else[:0]
Gave a donation to enter that drawing. No luck there as well.[V]
So I'm already told myself that this one went to someone else also.:(
 
Looserville; that's my address. Look up Biggest IAP Looser in the dictionary and you'll find my picture.(not really, but I still want to be in the contest)
 
WOW! sounds like a self-help group that rejected it's own services!

Cav- Can't argue with the Dawn as loser scenario....

Now, Just to tease the vast majority who will remain losers...here's the box:



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I deserve to be the biggest loser! The only thing I managed to win was second place in an Ugly Pen competition. [B)] I wasn't even the best a being UGLY! Remember, second place is just another way of saying "FIRST LOSER!!!!!"

Obviously, I need some good looking blanks to work with, instead of scraps like this. :(



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I couldn't even get the post right. Had to edit it a couple times.
I'M A LOSER AND PROUD OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Originally posted by mikes pens

I am the biggest loser - I am married with children. (Plus, I just spent the entire day getting an angiogram).
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Married with children??????

Who are you?????? Ed Bundy? [:o)]
 
Ya gotta give Nyla a prize; a one year membership and it takes the Loser's club to drag her outta hiding and onto the boards. Besides, she looks forlorn -- that's either serious trauma or great acting [}:)][:o)]:D;)
 
Well it's official, I am a loser. Checked my last chance for the trivia draw and lost. Lost the donation draw, ugly pen contest and pen with a stand. Definitely a loser.
 
Originally posted by nylajune



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Look how sad I am that I didn't win!!!
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Nylajune ... please don't try taking away my title for being the Most Forlorn Member of IAP. It's a position that I proudly hold.

On the other hand, if you would have submitted that pic along with your Trivia Contest entry ... I am CERTAIN your name would have been pulled from the hat! :D
 
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