Looky Yonder There's a TRAIN a comin!

[mredburn]

We are wrapping up another Summer extravaganza and you know what that means!
TheLOSERS TRAIN is coming in to the station.
ALL ABOARD!
Now many of you have ridden this train forever and have many friends and cobwebs from not getting off.
Well here is your chance once again!

The rules for the Losers Train are simple, You can not have won a prize in the Summer Extravaganza contests.
Nope, Nada, Not One.
You Post in this thread
Im a Loser and I want to ride this Train, or anything simular, as long as you confess your a loser.

We have prizes that will be given to the lucky few that will get kicked off this Train.
We make a list, I check it twice, assign numbers in the order you sign up. I use Random, org to generate a list and match the winners to the prizes.
The Amount of Prizes left over will determine how many winners we have.



This train will leave the station Sunday night at Midnight, 8/30/2020 EST.
Be on board or be a real loser!

All ABOARD!

 

[Karl_99]

Almost feel like "Charlie on the MTA"...save me a seat

 

[Alan Morrison]

Me a LOSER

 

[DrD]

Almost feel like "Charlie on the MTA"...save me a seat

He put ten cents in his pocket, kissed his wife and family
Went to ride on the mta
Well did he ever return, no he never returned
And his fate is still unlearned (what a pity)
He may ride forever 'neath the streets of Boston
He's the man who never returned

 

[egnald]

Greetings,
Yes, I was defeated, a dud, failure, flop, down-and-outer, non-winner, the big L, or in other words I'm a loser. Please gimme a seat on that train. - Dave

 

[darrin1200]

All aboard. Since I'm a loser this year, its time to board the train.

 

[Magicbob]

I'll just take my regular seat please

 

[walshjp17]

I prefer a window seat on the Loser's Train.

 

[TonyL]

I am not entering (I "won" a beautiful silver part pen from Mike last year!). but I saw this last night and it made me laugh. You can start it from the beginning or just from the point that I copied it from:

 

[DrD]

Is this kinda like getting a chance at a participation trophy where there are no losers - not referencing Tony's video clip, but the train? Just askin.

 

[Monty]

I'll take a window seat in the bar car

 

[Curly]

I'll cling to the top of the roof of the front car where the social distancing is the best and I'm going to be eating lots of beans to keep it that way!

 

[Dieseldoc]

Need seat close to bar car.

 

[studioseven]

Ok, I'll become a card carrying member of Losers-R-Us.

Seven

 

[Cwalker935]

I am definitely a loser, where's my seat?

 

[DrD]

I claim a place on the caboose observation deck.

 

[Gundoc]

Can I use my frequent loser points for an upgrade

 

[Dehn0045]

I'm a loser again, will take my seat on the train (assuming my temperature check and COVID screening all pass)

 

[CREID]

Im a Loser and I want to ride this Train

 

[Dusty]

I'll admit I'm a loser and want to hitch a ride.

 

[gimpy]

I would like to have front seat please

 

[henry1164]

I worked hard to get a ticket on this loser train!

 

[tomtedesco]

I would like to ride the loser train.

 

[JUICEDSS]

I am a Loser and I want to ride this Train

 

[Mr Vic]

I'll take a window seat in the bar car

Don't need a seat but would be happy to bartend if ya let me on.
What's your poison Monty?

 

[howsitwork]

Don't mind where I sit as long as I'm upwind of Curly !

I've seen Blazing saddles !

If they light a match downwind of him it could get really scary .

Shipping to UK might get interesting though ? Are we allowed to board currently?

 

[Humongous]

I too am a loser

 

[MikeG]

I'm such a loser, I missed the loser train!

 

[Don Rabchenuk]

Well let me join real loser list because I missed The LOSERS TRAIN as well.

 

[mredburn]

The Train has left the station I will post the winners Shortly.

 

[mredburn]

Winners of the Losers Train Drawing.

 

[Dehn0045]

well looky there! Congrats to the other winners. To all you losers out there -- maybe next time! Thanks to all the donors and organizers!

 

[Curly]

It was the beans wasn't it?

Thanks for running the show Mike.

 

[Monty]

At least I was up wind from Curly

 

[howsitwork]

I wasn't

 

[darrin1200]

Even without a prize its a good ride.

Congrats to the winners.

 

[tomtedesco]

The world will end tomorrow, I won something! Thank you for the ride.

 

[DrD]

Thanks folks!