Laugh of the day.

[stonepecker]

I believe that I can now fund all operations of the IAP.

Just received an e-mail telling me I have 3.7 BILLION US Dollars waiting for me as soon as I give them the following information.

My full and legal name
Where I live.
My cell number
My driver license number
My passport number.

Also, until I do the following ....my ATM card has been canceled.

So Jeff, your worries are over. I will be sending you the above as soon as I receive it.

BTW......I don't have an ATM card. Told them to put it in Paypal. :wink:

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE !!!!!!

 

[ericofpendom]

I usually tell these sorts of tricksters to send me the first 10k and they can keep the rest. Needless to say I have never received a penny yet!!

 

[TellicoTurning]

The thing that gets me to laughing, the previous owner of the money has it left in a bank that the emailer is the director of and usually is looking for the next of kin.... I probably do have kin folk around and about the world, but don't know of any from Nigeria where most of my emails seem to come from.....

Scary thing is, I used to do a lot of business with Nigeria when I was working.... I did international shipping around the world and had a number of clients that shipped to Nigeria. At one time one of the companies I worked for actually had a partnership arrangement with a forwarding/customs brokerage company in Lagos and Port Harcourt...