LOL
After all of the trouble I went through defending my 'proprietary' blank names I see this thread that has more creativity and coolness in it than I'd ever come up with.
Who
ARE you people and what'd you do with all of my imagination-challenged pen turning cohorts?!
Beautiful blanks, Splint!
I 'spose it's too late to enter my offering, but I'll give it a stab:
"Super cool white and black (er...maybe pearly translucent and dark silver) blanks painstakingly swirled together in various stages of gel stasis, realizing in a physical object the conundrum of contrast between bleak and bright, riddled with intriguing concepts of brooding, ghostly darkness melding with the purity of ethereal innocence, in a heretofore unbridled joining of the surrealistic and tangible planes"?
Yeah...that'd be tough to fit on a label I guess, but you know...I thought I'd give it a shot. heh