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I read this and instantly thought of several of my fellow IAP members!!:biggrin:



A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half. Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet. The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb." The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red. The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself" Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"
 
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What do you mean pretending??

I am the brightest thing around these parts man!!:biggrin::eek::tongue::biggrin:
 
Sounds like an uncle I have who had a dog that thought it was a chicken,. He would have taken the dog to the vet but he got used to having the egg money to spend.
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I read this and instantly thought of several of my fellow IAP members!!:biggrin:



A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half. Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet. The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb." The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red. The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself" Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"
 
Oh Ron ... I do believe you and I need to talk about some of those 'special' plants in your backyard ... again! Obviously this was a good year for you. Mine died early on! :cool: The roses though are doing great!

Having been a photographer for wayyyyy to many years I find red light to not work so well for much other than tray processing of B&W prints. IMHO, It sure as heck ain't worth nothing IF one were to try and doing any kind of sawing ... imaginary or otherwise! :biggrin:
 
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