I know that there are a ton of squids here...

[sbell111]

2. An Army guy is leaving the bathroom without washing his hands, an Air Force comes up and says "Air Force taught us to wash our hands after we use the bathroom." "Army taught us not to pee on our hands"

Thor Sadler told me that joke decades ago, with a couple slight alterations.

 

[Smitty37]

over a half century

2. An Army guy is leaving the bathroom without washing his hands, an Air Force comes up and says "Air Force taught us to wash our hands after we use the bathroom." "Army taught us not to pee on our hands"

Thor Sadler told me that joke decades ago, with a couple slight alterations.

I believe I first heard it from a US Naval Acadamy student in the 1950s, probably about 1953/54, before I graduated from high school -- needless to say who the subjects were. Decades later I was attending a class instructed by a MIT Prof...he told it relative to Harvard vs MIT students.