How to tell the sex of a fly

[OKLAHOMAN]

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter
"What are you doing?"
She asked.
"Hunting Flies"
He responded.
"Oh. ! Killing any?"
She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"

He responded,
"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone."
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[randywa]

Dangerous territory, my friend.

 

[OKLAHOMAN]

Dee won't see this she's on the phone:wink:

Dangerous territory, my friend.

 

[EBorraga]

Dee won't see this she's on the phone:wink:

Dangerous territory, my friend.

Hopefully she doesnt find you're empty beer cans!!!

 

[IPD_Mr]

Dee won't see this she's on the phone:wink:

Dangerous territory, my friend.

Hopefully she doesnt find you're empty beer cans!!!

Nah Roy is a bottle guy. :laugh:

 

[Tom T]

Very funny! My wife liked it to.

 

[joefyffe]

You shouldn't kill the males on the beer can, it's called entitlement!

 

[navycop]

You shouldn't kill the males on the beer can, it's called entitlement!

It's called "en-trap-ment"

 

[Fishinbo]

Funny! Having fun time with beers, ei?