Hilarious Bumper Stickers

[DocStram]

The other day I pulled up behind a Honda Odyssey with a bunch of children inside. Things looked pretty "active" in that van. Then I noticed the bumper sticker:

"Who are all of these kids? And, why do they keep calling me Mom??"

 

[guts]

Al,I think the best one I've seen is (I wonder if you could drive better if you had that cell phone stuck up your a**).

 

[bgray]

Probably the funniest bumper sticker that I ever saw...

There was this car that was an absolute piece of sh*t. Something real old, and real beat up. Lots of marijuana and Grateful Dead stickers on the car. The driver was a young guy, definitely a hippy, with his dreads and hemp clothes....

The bumber sticker said...

"Don't laugh, Buddy....Your daughter could be in here."

 

[thewishman]

I saw one last month:

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya.
You killed my father. Prepare to die.


I had to go home and watch The Princess Bride again.

Chris

 

[neon007]

I have the best sticker ive seen on my tool box at work and my bumper. It says "My dog is smarter than your honor student" Also a good one I saw was HANG UP AND DRIVE. And the #1 bumper sticker in the U.S. is......Welcome to America, Now speak english.

 

[txbatons]

My fave...."Mean people suck!"

 

[wdcav1952]

I want one that has "I "heart" my mutt."

 

[ed4copies]

Originally posted by wdcav1952
<br />I want one that has "I "heart" my mutt."

You just keep looking for a chance to "camp out" if Nancy sees these threads!!![:0][:0][:0][:0]

 

[mick]

Funniest one I've seen lately was a couple of years ago during college football season. Here in Alabama we have a pretty intense state rivalry Between University of Alabama and Auburn University. Anyway this particular year the Auburn defense sacked the Alabama quarterback(Brodie Croyle) 11 times. The day wasn't even over before I saw bumper sticker plastered all over cars<b>..."Honk if you sacked Brodie Croyle"</b>

 

[cigarman]

I like...If I wanted to hear what is coming out of your stereo
I would be in your car

 

[tipusnr]

I only carry two small ones on the flap to my topper.

"If I have to explain it you wouldn't understand."
"I just remembered...I'm absent minded!"

I find it best to laugh at myself!! (Though I have always wanted to get one that read "Help! I'm being tailgated by an a**hole!")

 

[Rojo22]

The classic here in town is "Driver only carries $50 in ammunition..."...
or "Keep honking, I'm reloading...."

 

[pastorbill1952]

Proud parent of an honor roll student
to which we rednecks reply - my child beat up your honor roll student []

 

[alamocdc]

Originally posted by ed4copies
<br />

Originally posted by wdcav1952
<br />I want one that has "I "heart" my mutt."

You just keep looking for a chance to "camp out" if Nancy sees these threads!!![:0][:0][:0][:0]

DOH!!! That's twice now, Ed! Another good one! Cav, are you starting to feel picked on?[}][]

 

[GregMuller]

Saw one today that said
"I'm grumpy because you're stupid"

 

[penhead]

One of my favorites:

"No trespassing"
Survivors will be prosecuted

 

[Ligget]

A notice attatched to a gate at a back garden of a house.

"My dog can reach this gate in 4 seconds, can you"?

 

[Snazzypens]

My dad is after the bumper sticker that says

"getting old is manditory but growing up is optional"

 

[alamocdc]

One of my faves is this one:

"Some village MAY have lost its idiot, but most can't get rid of theirs."

 

[Radman]

"My wife's other car is a broom"
[8D]

 

[kent4Him]

"If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?"

 

[pastorbill1952]

Body of my EX is in the trunk. [:0][B)]

 

[Jerryconn]

Originally posted by kent4Him
<br />"If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?"

Along this same line, I saw one that said:
"There is a place for all God's creatures ........... right beside the mashed potatoes and gravy." []

 

[txbatons]

Originally posted by Jerryconn
<br />

Originally posted by kent4Him
<br />"If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?"

Along this same line, I saw one that said:
"There is a place for all God's creatures ........... right beside the mashed potatoes and gravy." []

Not a bumpersticker, but a shirt worn by one of my students...

"I didn't scratch and claw my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian!"

 

[Rojo22]

Originally posted by penhead
<br />One of my favorites:

"No trespassing"
Survivors will be prosecuted

I have seen a bumper sticker in the window at some of the old junkyards in South Georgia,

"Trespassers will be shot.....Survivors will be shot again"

 

[ctwxlvr]

Beam me up Scotty there is no intelligent life here!

 

[Texatdurango]

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[Ryan]

One of my favorites was on a Police car that said

"Smile I could be behind you!"


Ryan

 

[ahoiberg]

"God, please save me from your followers."

 

[lwalden]

And then there is this one......
"Red meat isn't bad for you- fuzzy blue-green meat is bad for you"

Originally posted by txbatons
<br />

Originally posted by Jerryconn
<br />

Originally posted by kent4Him
<br />"If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?"

Along this same line, I saw one that said:
"There is a place for all God's creatures ........... right beside the mashed potatoes and gravy." []

Not a bumpersticker, but a shirt worn by one of my students...

"I didn't scratch and claw my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian!"

 

[RonRaymond]

Not a bumper sticker, but a sign in my vet's office...

Unattended children will be given a double shot of espresso and a free puppy.

 

[hughbie]

ok ok ok....i can't let this go without my input....

1. My Karma ran over your Dogma

2. Kinky is using a Feather
Perverted is using the whole Chicken

 

[Monty]

How about
Visualize whirled peas.

 

[BAM]

"If they call it tourist season...Why can`t we shoot them"

 

[wudnhed]

If at first you don't succeed
deny you were trying at all!

I live in my own little world
but it's OK
they know me there!

I used to have a handle on life
but it broke off!

Our family tree is full of nuts!

 

[LostintheWoods]

This one is geographically limited:
"Don't tell my mom I work in the oilfields--she thinks I'm a piano player in a whorehouse.

 

[RonRaymond]

"I'm confused. No wait...maybe not."

 

[beamer]

I'd like one for the times i'm stuck in traffic:

"I'd rather be sanding."

 

[CSue]

I'm a bit late to this . . . I just want Mark to know, that sign on the garden gate? here in the USA, it's on my fence. But our dog is slower,

"My dog can reach this gate in [^], can you?"

 

[Woodlvr]

Sue, That would make me think more about it without the time listed-Good one.[]

Mike