Happy Birthday to the USCG

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In a drunken stupor, this man falls of the San Francisco bridge, a missing person flyer is put out, his wife's hysterical, and the Coast Guard is frantically looking. They soon come upon the body, needless to say and their were four crabs and three lobsters attached to the man. The Coast Guard notifies his wife, and says that there is bad news, good news, and really good news.
She states, "What's the bad news?" The Coast Guard replies, "We found your husband's body." She asked, "Well what's the good news?" The Coast Guard replies, "We found four crabs and three lobsters." The wife replies, "Oh my! Well than, what is the really good news?" The Coast Guard then replies, "Well we're going to pull him up again tomorrow!"

Happy Birthday to the brown water navy!
 
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