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After 34 years I have finally convinced my wife that valentines day is just a commercialized holiday the stores dreamed up so they could jack up prices and get rich off of people wasting thier money. I tell here I am saving my money for a day important to me like our anniversary which fortunately is the 16th, just two days after valentines day so I get to shop for it right after they mark everything down to get rid of it after valentines day.
 
In the interest of self preservation my anniversary is Valentines Day. I figured out that Feb. 14th is red on the calender every year no matter what day of the week it falls on. It also is the same as our first date if she tries to pull that one on me. I'm covered all the way around.
 
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