Next time somebody tells you they will do something when hell freezes over, take them up on it. Then offer the challenge to them again. If they tell you to go to Hell say OK then book a flight and ask if they want to come along. Either way, you win.
I grew up in Michigan, and went winter camping in Hell, MI as a boy. So, I can truthfully say that I was there when Hell froze over. :biggrin:
Also, when I was taking driver education, one of the things we had to do (as an exercise in using a road map) was plan a trip. We could choose wherever we went, but had to travel a certain distance, go through different size cities, use all the different types of road, etc. My trip began in Paradise, MI, and ended in Hell.