Nice of you to volunteer, Doc.
Unfortunately, I visuallize Mudder in aisle 6, pushing two loaded shopping carts, beckoning the staff to assist him in putting a highly desirable acetylene welding unit into the THIRD cart. Of course, there are 16 aisles, so at this rate, he will be pushing a minimum of EIGHT carts to his Chevy Vega. (This is usually the guy that I pick to get in the "check-out line" behind.)
The fact he has not posted relative to his visit yet is certainly a BAD sign, for his finances!!!
HOPE YOU HAD FUN, Scott!!!