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skiprat

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So I'm sitting in the bar at my hotel in Scotland and nearby there are three 'hefty' women speaking with what appeared to me, to be Scottish accent.
So I stroll over and ask...

'Are you lovely lassies from Scotland?'

One of three screeches out...

'It's Wales!!! Wales!!! You bloody idiot!!!!!'

So I said

'Oh, I'm terribly sorry. Are you three Whales from Scotland?'

I don't remember much after that:confused:
 

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That dirty little so and so, Brad and his side kick Joe can just play on their own........:eek::tongue:





Hiya Toni, sweetheart, very nice to hear from you again! I hope all is well in New Jersey. I believe NZ has gone to pot since you left....earthquakes, tidal waves, broken hearts, the whole shebang!!!!:eek:

Good one!!
 

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Just delete or lock the thread Dean.

I'll keep my silly jokes to myself from now on. :wink:

Apologies if anyone was offended
 
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