Doctors warning

[skiprat]

Doctors have discovered a food that can severely harm your health years after eating it........










Wedding cake...:tongue:

 

[Woodchipper]

People who are born have a 100% mortality rate, too.

 

[SteveJ]

And people who tell this particular joke to their wives have a more limited life expectancy!

 

[Curly]

Eating crow is the hardest to swallow.

 

[Woodchipper]

It is only fatal if she asks, "Does this dress make me look fat?" and you answer yes.

 

[WriteON]

Nobody gets out of this world alive.

 

[Woodchipper]

Bumper sticker- Eat right, stay fit, die anyway!

 

[nativewooder]

Ha! Ha! Ha! Dude, you are soooooo bad!:biggrin: