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First, let me say that this may be a hair brained half hatched idea, but I have done a lot of research.

This is what I was thinking:

Get a chunk of unmachined wood.

Get two glass aquariums.

Put smaller aquarium inside of larger aquarium.

1" or so layer of dirt in bottom of small aquarium.

Now here's where you will think I've lost it. Next you put 100-200 termites in there.

Put the wood in there.

Keep the soil moist, but do not apply water directly to the wood.

Let the wood stay in until there are plenty of voids in it. Length of time will depend on the number of termites and size of wood.

Take the wood out and put it in an air tight container and let sit for two weeks. This will cause any termites that were in the wood when you took it out to die.

Use band saw to machine wood into 1x1 pieces.

Dry wood in toaster oven. Cracks and checking are not a problem what so ever.

Use compresed air to clean out all of the voids and tunnels.

Stabilize wood in Cactus juice, maybe dyed maybe not depending on what type of wood it is.

After stabilization is complete and the pieces have cooled, cast in colored resin (like the wasted wood method).

Have some pretty cool blanks.

There are actually places that sell termites consisting of only workers and soldier. These can not reproduce and do not fly. They also can not climb glass. Both aquariums will have metal screen tops. Double aquariums is just a precaution to ensure no escaping. These termites should live around one year.

I know most of you are thinking it just sounds like a PITA, but I like projects and experiments. Sounds like fun to me.

I can get a 25 gallon and a 55 gallon used aquarium of off Craigslist for $60 for both and a used toaster over for $5-$10.

Would you buy one of these blanks?

I'm thinking keep 3-4 of each batch for myself and sell the rest off.

Or perhaps I'm just completely batty... LOL!
 
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I'm not sure how successful you'd be getting the PR or Aluminite into all the voids but it might be worth a try. Also, another way to kill off the termites would be to get a cooler and put about 1 pound of dry ice in the bottom. As it goes through sublimation, the CO2 settles in the bottom of the cooler replacing all the oxygen. A hour or so should take care of all the termites and any other critters living in the wood. Just a thought...

Jim Smith
 
I think you might want to check with your the local mental health provider. LOL
You may be right J
Or you could stabilize the wood with the termites in it.
I would NOT want to be the one turning that!
I would be willing to use your place to do this.
Not a bit concern since my shop space has brick walls and a cement floor and the termites in question cannot reproduce and would have a very hard time escaping.


I was tring to come up with a way to produce voided wood that didn't look like it wad faked. this infact wouldn't be faked! :)
 
I lived in Florida for 35 years. If you put a board on the ground in a few months it will riddled with termite holes.... Why brother with aquarium setup.
 
I lived in Florida for 35 years. If you put a board on the ground in a few months it will riddled with termite holes.... Why brother with aquarium setup.

This way I could control it and only have non-reproducing termites. And I could keep it going year round. Tomorrow night is going to get to freezing, there won't be any termites above ground then.

Ok... so you all think I'm crazy.

But, don't you think it would produce some nice blanks?
 
I must be crazy too mailman, if it works out I'd throw some cash your way for the blanks. And yes it does sound at least interesting.
 
Of course you could just throw the block of wood into the wooded area near your house buried for a month or two.

But I have heard crazier.
 
Bug look results

Here's what the results of an Emerald Ash Borrer going through
Ash looks like. I used lots of CA and textured wood shaving putty
to fill the holes/trails. I removed about 12 of the Borrers by ice pick when
their holes opened up, and 2 borred out while it was on the table
of the guy I gave it to. This is a full scale Confederate artillery shell
made in Ash from an original found by the superintendent of a cemetery
when digging for a burial here in Gettysburg, Pa. And yes, the wood
was moisture free when turned, and bugs still alive. The termite look
and trails should look - just smaller.
 

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Ok... so you all think I'm crazy.

But, don't you think it would produce some nice blanks?


I don't think you are crazy. If everybody sat back and waited for the next person to come up with new and innovative things, the world of custom pens would be pretty dull. It takes people trying the unknown to come up with the new future of penmaking.

As to the blanks, I will admit the thought of the blank intrigues me, at out ranch we can lay a pine board down on the ground and a week later the bottom has been eaten. By looking at the way they eat, it appears they eat between the grain structure, the wood almost looks like it was sandblasted.

Best of luck to you.
 
The casting into bug trails has been done. Some were available a while back. Interesting effect as a "worthless wood".

The approach of using "trained termites" is a bit different.
 
Whereas Im not quite as adventurous as you are in farming your own little critters to damage the wood, I do like to use bug damaged wood to make projects with. Heated PR flows nicely into all of the nooks and crannies. I use a turkey injector syringe to inject the PR into the holes one at a time to keep the bubbles to a minimum.:glasses-cool:
 

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The only part I find wierd is that there is a big enough demand for termites that there are places you can buy them :eek: Are you going to come up with a name for your blanks? Hole-e-wood?
 
Thanks for the input everybody.

I figured this would be easier than scavenging for infested wood. This way I can choose the species.

The people that sell termites normally sell to either labs or people trying to feed lizards, toad, snakes, spiders, etc...

I'm going to give it a try as soon as I can convince my wife that I'm not crazy.

Was trying to think of names for the balnks actually.

"miteycast"? ... LOL!
 
I see that your from Florida. Have you ever considered collecting drywood termite pellets (poop) and casting them in resin. When I was in the States I did. The results were great and my sales to termite control companies were pretty good. Here in the Philippines there are plenty of termites but no interest in buying a poop pen. The pellets are easy to find and you probably could go to a termite company and the would give them to you after their next fumigation.

Dennis
Bohol, Philippines
 
I see that your from Florida. Have you ever considered collecting drywood termite pellets (poop) and casting them in resin. When I was in the States I did. The results were great and my sales to termite control companies were pretty good. Here in the Philippines there are plenty of termites but no interest in buying a poop pen. The pellets are easy to find and you probably could go to a termite company and the would give them to you after their next fumigation.

Dennis
Bohol, Philippines

Nope, I never considered that...
 
I posted 3 termite pens I made under Show Off Your Pens. I was able to get the termite pellets from a friend. In California regulations require that all accessible drywood termite pellets be removed or masked over after a fumigation. My friend gave me a three pound coffee can of pellets. I casted blanks of termite pellets, turned wood blanks inserting a viewing tube at the clip ends, and made combination pellet blanks and display tube pens. I'm sorry but I dont have any pictures of the pellet blanks or pellet blank/termite pellet view tube pens.

Dennis
Bohol, Philippines
 
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