Chuck Norris Facts

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Wait.... Once Eli Manning and Superman played a game of football, and the loser has to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants!
 
Once Chuck Norris swallowed a Rubik's cube whole, when he pooped it out it was solved.

If you write in "Chuck Norris" as the answer to all of the questions on your S.A.T. test, you will get a score of 2400.

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up, he throws down!

Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.
 
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he stands on the front porch and dares the grass to grow.

Miss Daisy Drove Chuck Norris.

Hmmm Yoda's teacher Chuck was.

Hospitals were invented the day after Chuck Norris was born

When David Banner gets angry he becomes "The Hulk. When the Hulk gets angry he becomes Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not stub his toes, he accidently destroys chairs, bedframes and sidewalks.

Chuck Norris never won an oscar because nobody is dumb enough to hand Chuck Norris a blunt instrument.
 
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