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As everyone knows contest of all contest, the​
is now up and running.

What I did not know until this morning is that it also includes a free entry into the Slimline contest for the 1st place winner.

Now, just added moments ago, the winner of the​
will ALSO receive limousine service to and from Faith South Dakota to participate in the Slimline contest provide by Redburn Limousine Service - door to door! As if it could not get any better, Mike Redburn himself has graciously agreed to be your driver for this fantastic prize.

Ride to South Dakota with Mike and hang out with Derek...dreams do come true!

Now, how can you beat that ? Beat the rush, get your Ball Point Pens entered now. ​
 
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With that as an incentive, I might have to submit a crappy looking pen so I lose on purpose.
 
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...... is there an alternative cash prize we could opt for in exchange for the song and dance routine?
 
UPDATE:::::::: !!!

Just moments ago I was informed by our roving reporter to the stars, ​

"Downtown Jeffery Brown"​

that in addition to their amazing generosity of donating the prizes for the​



Mark, George and Smitty

will be joining the Mike Redburn Party Bus on the way to Faith South Dakota

Talk about the trip of a lifetime with IAP Royalty !!

All this for simply winning one little pen contest~ ​

What are YOU waiting for?​
 
I had a few folks ask if I was going on the party bus. As much as I would enjoy visiting the local legend that lives there (I even planned to buy the "soft drinks"), I'm no longer allowed in Faith, South Dakota. As I was being run out of town by the local sheriff the last time, people pointed at the sign below.......
 

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I had a few folks ask if I was going on the party bus. As much as I would enjoy visiting the local legend that lives there (I even planned to buy the "soft drinks"), I'm no longer allowed in Faith, South Dakota. As I was being run out of town by the local sheriff the last time, people pointed at the sign below.......
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A little history on that code. It was implemented shortly after I moved to Faith. It seemed that no matter where I went in my new town there was a commotion. Women were swooning and fainting at the drop of a hat, men were getting jealous wanting to go to fisticuffs, and even man's best friends was abandoning their owners and turning up at my place. Well the city had enough and passed the new code. Luckily since I was already here, I was grandfathered it. It sure put the kibosh to any other good looking men from coming here. I think they did that back in 2005. So it was in effect when you came to visit last year Bob. I won't dispute that the local sheriff escorted you out of town and that the townspeople were pointing towards that sign. However they weren't pointing at the sign pictured. They were pointing at the one below it.

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I heard that Derek will pick up the winner on the way to MPG!!! He's also providing hotel and $500.00 per day Per Diem!! That Derek is so NICE!!!!
 
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