A Biker tale

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Monty

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[FONT=&quot]On January 9th, a group of[/FONT][FONT=&quot] Pekin, Illinois [/FONT][FONT=&quot]bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge . So they stopped.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, "What are you doing?"[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[FONT=&quot]She says, "I'm going to commit suicide."[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked ... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"[/FONT]
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So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.[/FONT]
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After they finished, George gets approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had Honey! That's a real talent you[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]'[/FONT][FONT=&quot]re wasting Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"
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"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."[/FONT]
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It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed[/FONT]
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