I am away from home until next week, with only my iPad, which is not where I have documents stored. So I really am not able to post these over. If you could handle it for me, I'd appreciate it. So, for the Trash Talking contest, I would add something like this:
In addition to all the excitement of a wonderful Ugly Pen Contest, we are also running an astonishing side contest some of you might remember, called the Trash Talking Contest! It is simply a place to comment on all the Ugly Pen Contest entries, and the best comment wins a prize! So follow the link below to the Trash Talking Contest, and fill it up with your best comments. There is no limit, and the primary rule is not to be too overtly offensive, profane or disgusting. Remember, this is a family site! Extra consideration will be given to inventive and funny comments. Now go to it!
How's that?
Scott.