Fishing Joke

[CREID]

I was going to tell a fishing joke but I forgot the line.

 

[Monty]

 

[stonepecker]

you 'baited' it well though.

 

[Curly]

Reel funny.

 

[CREID]

you 'baited' it well though.

Well, I have been called a Master Baiter.

 

[cjester]

You'll have to speak up. I'm hard of herring.

 

[KenV]

Groan

 

[CREID]

Groan

Come on Ken, get in the spirit. :biggrin::biggrin:

 

[Brian G]

Great, another casting thread.

 

[Ambidex]

Carp diem

 

[Scissortail Pens]

You'll have to speak up. I'm hard of herring.

Don't bring me into this. I think Curt was trolling.

 

[flyitfast]

On a "scale" of 1 - 10, that one is "unscaleable"..

 

[kruzzer]

as they use to say in vaudeville times....."Get the Hook"

 

[gtriever]

I'm waiting to see how you worm your way out of this...

 

[Curly]

Holy mackeral these are getting bad.
Oh cod I'm just adding to my piers piles of puns and now alliteration!
Okay time for me to clam up.

 

[Woodchipper]

Something fishy about this thread. Some people say anything just for the halibut.

 

[MRDucks2]

Holy carp, this whole thread is a bottom feeder.


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[Curly]

We'll just have to sea how long it takes to flounder.

 

[Jim Smith]

I fell for that hook, line and sinker

 

[triw51]

Why do men go fishing?????????
For the halibut ....................

 

[dangre]

Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he'll sit in a boat drinking beer all day.

 

[CREID]

Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he'll sit in a boat drinking beer all day.

Been there a few times.

 

[Mr Vic]

Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he'll sit in a boat drinking beer all day.

Been there a few times.

But doesn't that make it hard to light the dynamite.


Okay I'll shut up now

 

[Ankrom Exotics]

Click this link for all the best (worst?) fish puns crammed into one groaner of a novelty song. Don't let the title fool you, it's clean.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l1GvDWtccI

 

[Chromey]

What else do you expect on the net? Any fin is possible there, let minnow if you think of any others...Don't be to sharkastic though...